The
Wise Psychologist
There
are different ways through which you can fish out an offender. The intelligent
people have different keys to that. If a child out of lot should steal, the
child can be easily fished out if you have the key to do that. The story below
tells how A Sr Psychology Professor fished out a boy who messed up in his
class.
Story Line
One
day in a well-known University, a Sr Psychology Professor started his class on
a very serious Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the
students Whistled. He turned, looked at the class and asked the whistler's
name… As usual and as expected no one answered. The Professor peacefully kept
the Pen in his pocket and picked up his bag. Saying that, the lecture ends here
and that was enough for the day, he started moving towards the gate of the class.
Students were overjoyed to be free. Then, he suddenly stopped and turned
towards the class, kept his bag on the table and said, "I'll tell you a
story to utilise the remaining time". Everyone became interested. Yesterday
night I tried hard to sleep, but it was miles away from my eyes, so I thought
I'd better get petrol in my car, which will save my time next morning and might
induce sleep. After having my tank full, I started roaming in that area,
enjoying the peace of a traffic free ride. Suddenly, on the corner I saw a girl
who was as
young and beautiful as the clothes she was wearing. She must have been returning from a party, I guessed. Out of courtesy, I turned my car towards her and asked if I may be of any help. She asked me if I could drop her to her home, she'll be very obliged, to which I agreed.
(Who would deny a beautiful young company instead of a dry non sleepy night?) She sat in the front seat with me. We started talking, and to my amazement she was very intelligent, had control on many topics which many youngsters don't. When we reached her address, she admitted my courteous nature and behavior and accepted that she had fallen in love with me. I also admitted her intelligence and beauty and that I've also started liking her. I told her about my job as a professor in the university. The girl asked my number, which I gave her willingly. Then she asked me a favor, to which I couldn't have denied naturally. She said that her brother is a student in the same university, and asked me to take care of him, since we'll be in a long relationship now. I asked the name of the student. She said that I'll
recognise him with one of his very prominent quality. He whistles a lot. The moment the professor said this, all eyes in the classroom turned towards the boy who had whistled. The professor turned to that boy and said, "Young Man I didn't get My Ph. D in Psychology by sitting on my Ass." So Get out of my class!!!
young and beautiful as the clothes she was wearing. She must have been returning from a party, I guessed. Out of courtesy, I turned my car towards her and asked if I may be of any help. She asked me if I could drop her to her home, she'll be very obliged, to which I agreed.
(Who would deny a beautiful young company instead of a dry non sleepy night?) She sat in the front seat with me. We started talking, and to my amazement she was very intelligent, had control on many topics which many youngsters don't. When we reached her address, she admitted my courteous nature and behavior and accepted that she had fallen in love with me. I also admitted her intelligence and beauty and that I've also started liking her. I told her about my job as a professor in the university. The girl asked my number, which I gave her willingly. Then she asked me a favor, to which I couldn't have denied naturally. She said that her brother is a student in the same university, and asked me to take care of him, since we'll be in a long relationship now. I asked the name of the student. She said that I'll
recognise him with one of his very prominent quality. He whistles a lot. The moment the professor said this, all eyes in the classroom turned towards the boy who had whistled. The professor turned to that boy and said, "Young Man I didn't get My Ph. D in Psychology by sitting on my Ass." So Get out of my class!!!
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Toni brushed Nora’s hair backward. “You should feed your hair more.” She started. “The hair needs to be healthy and to be healthy, it needs food.” “Rice and Beans?” Nora asked. Toni pulled a grimace. “Is that you being funny?” Nora nodded with a smile. “I try.” “No. Failed effort.” Toni retorted. “Anyway, how much do you pay Ehis for the wigs she supplies you?” Nora turned her head over her shoulder quickly. “Are the wigs of low quality?” Toni smiled. Her sister might just have Ehis’ head for dinner if she had even pulled a joke at the moment. “Chill babe, I just think you are spending too much on buying me wigs. I want to leave my scalp.” Nora swallowed painfully. “No, Toni. You can’t do that.” “Why not, Nora? Eventually the whole world will see the scalp.” Toni replied as she continued with Nora’s hair. “I just think the money could be channelled to other things.” Nora scoffed. “Toni, stop being modest. I am not buying wigs of fifty grand, you pump enough money into your charity organization monthly, and we don’t need to donate the money for your beautification too.” Toni giggled. “What is funny?” Nora asked. Toni smiled. “Beautification is funny. The context I mean.” She replied. Nora sighed. “I just want you to be happy.” “I am happy. You should sing that hymn in reverse.” Toni replied. Nora nodded. “I am trying to be happy.” Toni smiled as she packed the hair. “Your hair is looking lovely. You should pay me for this.” She said as she stepped away an took her seat on the edge of the bed. “Nora…” “Yeah…” Nora replied sloppily as she checked the hair in the mirror. Toni stroked her eyebrow gently, at least, she still had that. “Do you think that I…I might live?” Nora’s face fell as she turned to her sister. “I know you would live. People get through Cancer every time. You are a fighter and I know that you would.” Toni nodded slowly. “Why then do you stare at me every night? Why do you waste your time keeping vigils over me every night?” Nora took her seat beside Toni. “I…I just love watching you sleep.” Toni’s eyes started to get wet. “You don’t have to lie to me. You think I might just go.” Nora cleaned her sister’s eyes. “You are not going anywhere…I have to go first, remember? I am older than you, it should be turn by turn.” she said with a soft chuckle. Toni smiled. “Death is not a respecter of any one.” “God gives life.” Nora replied as she kissed her sister’s forehead. “I love you, Toni.” Toni pulled herself away from Nora. “Don’t get all mushy on me.” Nora chuckled. “So…what do you want for breakfast?” “Your head.” Toni replied as she crawled up on the bed. Nora frowned. “Babe, I don’t have time for your jokes this morning. I need to get your food ready now. So, tell me what you want to eat.” “I really don’t know. I would have whatever you decide to cook.” Toni replied. Nora nodded as she approached the door. “I’ll be back then.” She said and walked out.
Toni pulled out her diary and started to scribble. “New Guy: His name is Jerry and yes…I really like this one.” She shut the diary and left the bedroom. “What are you doing here?” Nora asked as soon as she saw her sister. Toni took a seat. “Watching you cook.” “You know that you don’t have to be here.” She replied. Toni nodded. “I know I don’t have to be here, but, I want to be.” Nora sighed. “Fine. Have it your way.” The doorbell went. Toni stared at the wall clock. “Early visitor. Hmmm…doesn’t James sleep at night?” Toni asked with a grin as she strolled out of the kitchen to the door. Jerry stood before her with a smile as soon as she opened the door. “Good morning.” Toni closed the door after her as she shoved Jerry outside. “Morning, Jerry.” “I see you don’t want me inside.” He replied. She folded her arms. “Why won’t I want you inside? I am just surprised that you are here this early instead of being at work. Don’t they miss you there?” “I…I don’t think I can lie about what I want to say.” He started. Toni smiled faintly. “Don’t worry, Jerry. It is a thing of the mind.” “Can…Can you just quit with the…the sarcasm…I am trying to say something serious here.” Jerry said as he stuttered. He placed his hand behind his back as he crossed his fingers. “Okay, I am listening.” She replied. The door opened and Nora joined them. “Look at who we have here.” She said as she stared keenly at Jerry. “Mr Nice outfit!” “The name is Jerry.” He said, stretching out a hand. Nora took the hand calmly and turned to Toni. “Why did you leave your guest standing outside?” Toni gaped. “We were-” “-No. I was just leaving.” Jerry said hastily. Nora gripped him by the arm. “No way, you just got here. Please come in with us. Breakfast is ready.” Toni sighed. Nora smiled at her. “Let the gentleman come in. Won’t you?” Toni flashed an awkward grin at her. “Of course, I will.” She said and turned in Jerry’s direction. “Please eat with us.” “I already had breakfast.” He replied. Toni smiled. “You would love this one. “Besides, you can’t turn two ladies down. It so ungentlemanly.” Nora added quickly. Jerry nodded. “Okay then.” Nora smiled and led the way into the house. “So, tell me, what do you do?” Nora started as she stared at Jerry. Jerry cleared his throat as he prepped himself to continue his lie. “I am a Banker. I work in the Microfinance bank down the lane, the sort of investment bank that we have here.” Nora nodded. “I know that bank. Does anybody still visit there? I think you should consider a switch of jobs.” Jerry smiled. “I am happy to help there. I am doing someone a favour by being there.” “Oh…that’s noble. But, I am more concerned about what the bank does for you than what you do for the bank.” She replied. Toni watched her sister interrogate Jerry as though she was her mother. She didn’t contribute to their discussion and continued to eat her meal. “I work in the Customer Care unit of the leading service provider in this nation.” Nora bragged. Toni hissed. Nora flinched at her. “It is…” Toni nodded cynically and reached for her phone. She dialled her sister’s number on it. Nora’s phone rang to Toni’s delight. Nora smiled as she saw her phone ring. “Private Caller. I have to take this, guys.” She said and picked the call. “Hello…Hello… Hello…” “Talk about leading service provider.” Toni said with a grin. “That is a traditional network problem with them, you can call endlessly and not hear anything from the other end.” Toni concluded. Nora dropped the phone on the table. “This is just a slight hitch, Jerry. It doesn’t always happen like that, I can assure you.” Jerry nodded with a smile. “I quite agree with you.” Nora smiled at Toni. “In your face, Toni. In your face.” She said
and then turned towards Jerry. “Just so you know, Banking is a good profession and I have nothing against it, but I just think you should consider a change of jobs.” “Mom, he has heard you.” Toni interrupted. Nora nodded. “So, off to the main question. What are your intentions for my sister?” Toni spilled her drink from her mouth. “Nora!” Jerry smiled. “It’s okay. I want to take her out this Friday, if you don’t mind.”
Nora nodded. “I don’t mind. Toni, you are going out this Friday.” Toni rolled her eyes. “This is just amazing.” She muttered. Jerry smiled at Toni. “Do we have a date?” “Of course, you have a date.” Nora replied. “Ensure you bring her back home by midnight.” Toni shook her head. “I have my own mouth, you know?” “Yeah…and I also know that you have a way of making the wrong decisions when I don’t wave my magic wand in your direction.” Nora replied. Jerry sighed. “You are really cool together.” Nora smiled. “We try.” Toni stared at Nora. Her sister was unnecessarily excited and this worried her. She had always wanted to rub off some goodness on Nora, but something seemed to have gone wrong somewhere, Nora was overjoyed and jumping in and out of every conversation that she would naturally not want to have.
“Quit staring at me.” Nora said to Toni. Toni smiled. “Done.”
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FRIDAY NIGHT
Emeka handed Jerry a blue tie. “I think this should go.” “It is just the movies, right? I think I am overdoing it.” Jerry replied as he stared at the tie. Emeka shrugged. “I don’t know, but you might get to her house and see her in a dinner gown, so, you better at least match up.” Jerry sighed. “I should have told her that we were going to the movies. Do you think I should call her and tell her that now?” he asked. Emeka hissed. “Guy, wear something jare. First impressions matter.” “But…But it’s not like I am proposing to her, right?” Jerry asked. Emeka nodded. “Either way, you might want to be prepared, she might propose to you.” Jerry stared at him with a grimace. “Haha…I was trying to be funny.” Emeka replied. Jerry nodded. “I observed.” Emeka took a seat as he watched Jerry fumble with the tie. “So, which new lie have you told to her?” “Still on the same.” He replied. Emeka nodded. “That’s good. Remember to keep the lies simple, and beware, she will ask a lot of questions about your family when you guys go to eat, try not to lie about that. I don’t think she would forgive any of that.” Jerry took a deep breath and sank into a chair. “Man, I am scared. I don’t want to hurt her.” “Bro, you have already started the lie trend, try to see it out to the end…and maybe you can just come up with you have decided to switch jobs, you know?” Emeka suggested. Jerry laughed. “You don’t just switch to being a surgeon.” Emeka nodded. “You are in soup bro.”
***
“Nora, I think I am okay.” Toni protested as Nora stared at her make-up box. Nora ignored her as she picked up a brush. “We are going to apply a little more powder here and there.” Toni jumped up. “Okay baby, I am fine. I am not going to let you turn me into a Chinese dragon.” She replied as she slipped into her jean trousers. “I was thinking you would wear a gown.” Nora said as she stared at the gowns on the bed. “I already picked out that black gown for you.” Toni stared at the gown. “Hmmm…I’ll pass. Besides, I know it is just the movies and I can bet that he won’t be doing more than a top and denims. I am not going to show up like someone who is about to get proposed to.” “Oh come on, Toni!” Nora said. Toni smiled. “Don’t worry, I am wearing that top you have been dying to see me wear for ages.” Nora didn’t smile.
Toni shrugged. “Whatever, man.” The doorbell went. Nora stood up. “I would go and see Jerry in.” “I am going to tell him.” Toni said as she picked up her purse. Nora stared at her. “Are you sure?” “It’s better not to let them get close and get hurt later on, he would know about my condition tonight.” She replied. “Let’s go.” Nora nodded and opened the door as they walked downstairs. Jerry was already standing in the Hallway after being let in by a maid. Nora stared at Toni with an evil grin as they stared at Jerry’s suit. Jerry swallowed painfully as he stared at Nora’s simple wear. “Emeka, you devil!” he cursed in his heart. “Good evening, ladies.” Jerry greeted. Nora smiled. “Good evening to you, Jerry. You look dashing.” Jerry smiled at Nora. “Thank you.” He then walked up to Toni. “You are beautiful.” “Everybody knows.” Nora cooed. She then shoved both of them out. “Now be on your way, avoid the late night traffic.”
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“Do I look seriously dressed?” Jerry asked as they walked into the mall. Toni smiled. “Do you think you look seriously dressed? “Yes, I do.” He replied. She nodded. “Then, you do.” “I…I hope this doesn’t embarrass you.” He said. She paused and stared at him seriously. “Why would it?” Jerry smiled. “I don’t want people thinking I am your Daddy.” Toni smiled. “In that case, I have one cute Daddy.” He smiled. “That’s…that’s a compliment?” She stared at him. “What century are you from, Jerry?” “Alien world.” He replied. “Is that a century?” she asked. He shook his head. “No, that’s the movie we are going to be see. It is amazing! I mean, you need to see the aliens and their tricks at getting humans to submit to their will.” He said with a glow. “So we are going to see sci-fi?” she asked. He nodded. “It is one of the coolest things you would ever see.” “I think we should see Cars.” She replied. He stared at her. “Cars? That’s a cartoon. It should be for kids” She nodded. “And young adults. Did you see your face when you were talking about Alien world?” He shrugged. “I was kidding though, you get to choose the movie.” “Of course. No way am I going to let you torture me with alien world.” She replied as they stepped on the escalator. Toni looked around the movie section while Jerry got the popcorns. He returned to her as she flashed two tickets before him. “I got us a good movie.” “Is there any part where you get to cry on my shoulder?” he asked with a smile. She paused to think. “Erm…” “Dr Jerry!” A man with a young boy called out as he joined them. “I didn’t know it was you, but my son kept on telling me that it was you. Children” He said as he ruffled his son’s hair with a
smile. Toni stared at them and then at Jerry who managed a smile at the man.
TO BE CONTINUED
The Beautiful Stranger - EPISODE 5 - The Achievers Foundation Blog
She stared at his footwear. Your fluffy slippers have given you away, my dear.
Jerry gaped as he stared at his slippers. He had hurried out of the bedroom
desperately with his bathrobe on and his pyjamas when he heard she was
drinking, but he didn’t think he went on with the fluffy slippers too. He
sighed as she grinned at him. Let me guess, Tunji alias ‘I won’t keep my mouth
shut’, alerted you of my presence here and you dashed down without even worrying
about your slippers she suggested with a smile. Jerry frowned. I think I just
got myself a new fan, right? She asked with a raised eyebrow. Jerry shrugged.
Really… Why are you here at this time? It is really early in the morning. I
just needed some respite for my soul. Respite? He asked as he stared at her.
She nodded. Sounds funny? She asked. “No, that sounds interesting.” He
responded as he collected the glass from Tunji. She seized the glass. “It is
too early to booze, don’t you think so?” She asked. “Well…I really don’t know
about the timing. I have never really worried about it. I need to be in the
right frame for official duties.” He replied. “And you need alcohol to be in
the right frame of mind?” she asked. “You have a serious drinking problem,
Jerry.” He nodded. “I know.”
“I know this help support group that helps people with drinking issues. You should reach out to them.” He sighed. “My liver isn’t complaining yet.” “How would you know?” she asked. “I just know.” He replied. She took a deep breath and slid some money on the table. “I think I am done here.” She said as she handed Tunji the glass of scotch. “Help him a little.” Tunji shrugged. “I just sell drinks.” “Yeah. He is just selling, Stranger.” Jerry echoed. “What do you care?” She smiled and walked out. Jerry dashed after her. “Why won’t I get a name? This is not cool, you know?” ‘Stranger’ is a nice name.” she said as she walked. Jerry walked beside her. “I guess I just have to stick with the anonymity?” She smiled. “Take your chances, friend.” “So…why not just have a glass of water in the comfort of your home?” Jerry asked. She stared at him. “Sometimes, the home is not as comfortable as it seems.” “But the bar is empty at that time too…you could have just stayed in. It is unsafe to be on the street at this time.” He replied. “Unsafe? Do I look like I am worried about a thing?” she asked as she started to walk along. Jerry pulled her back. “Stranger. Toni stopped as she stared at him. “What is it?” “Did you swallow a Lion’s heart? Why do you seem so fearless?” He asked. She sighed. “It is always never as it seems.” “Are you trying to tell me that you are frail? Weak?” She smiled. “I am not weak.” He nodded. “That is obvious.”
“I am heading home now.” She replied as she turned away. Jerry joined her. “I will walk you home…and you can’t protest. Sorry.” She smiled. “I didn’t plan to.” She replied as they walked. “Tell me about your work at the bank.” Jerry sighed. “What is there to tell? It is boring, unadventurous and just about saving money for a couple of old folks.” “Where is the bank located?” she asked. He pointed out the direction. “It is the obsolete microfinance bank down the lane.” She smiled. “Of course, I know where the bank is. It is depressing enough to work in a bank that no one goes to. How did you ever get a job there in the first place?” she asked with a soft chuckle as they walked on. “I have an old pal there, so he set me up.” He replied. She nodded. “Fair enough, but I don’t think you earn enough from such a place. You shouldn’t be spending so much time in a bar.” “Do you think I am broke?” He asked. She smiled. “Are you?” “No. I am living off some old stashed away money. Drug money.” He added with a smile. She hissed. “Not impressed.” “Are we still far from your home?” he asked. She shook her head in disagreement. “No.” she replied as they turned into the next street. “My house is just here.” She added as they stopped in front of the house. Jerry stared at the house. “Really? You are the one who lives here?” She nodded. “Yes.” “Funny enough, I have never been to this part of the hood…never knew something as beautiful as this stood here.” He said as he stared at the building. “Thank you for walking me home.” She said. Jerry nodded. “My pleasure, stranger. My pleasure.” Toni stared at her wristwatch. “Do you want to come in for coffee?” “Coffee?” She nodded. “Black, low Fat. It tastes better than alcohol. Trust me.” Jerry took a deep breath. “I’ll take you by your word.” “Good.” She replied and opened the gate. Nora stood before her with a stern frown. James was standing behind her. “Hi, Sis.” Toni greeted quickly. Nora stared at James. “Where are you coming from?” “Went out.” Toni replied. She stared at Jerry. “Meet Jerry.” Jerry stretched his hand out to Nora. Nora stared at Jerry from head to toe and then took his hand. “Nice outfit.” Jerry smiled faintly. He then turned towards Toni. “I guess the coffee might come some other day.” Toni nodded. “Sure.” “Alright. Good bye.” Jerry said as he turned to leave, “Goodbye.” Nora replied firmly. Jerry nodded and started to walk away. “Toni!” Toni called. Jerry turned towards her with a smile.
Toni nodded. “Toni is the name.” He smiled and walked on.
“I know this help support group that helps people with drinking issues. You should reach out to them.” He sighed. “My liver isn’t complaining yet.” “How would you know?” she asked. “I just know.” He replied. She took a deep breath and slid some money on the table. “I think I am done here.” She said as she handed Tunji the glass of scotch. “Help him a little.” Tunji shrugged. “I just sell drinks.” “Yeah. He is just selling, Stranger.” Jerry echoed. “What do you care?” She smiled and walked out. Jerry dashed after her. “Why won’t I get a name? This is not cool, you know?” ‘Stranger’ is a nice name.” she said as she walked. Jerry walked beside her. “I guess I just have to stick with the anonymity?” She smiled. “Take your chances, friend.” “So…why not just have a glass of water in the comfort of your home?” Jerry asked. She stared at him. “Sometimes, the home is not as comfortable as it seems.” “But the bar is empty at that time too…you could have just stayed in. It is unsafe to be on the street at this time.” He replied. “Unsafe? Do I look like I am worried about a thing?” she asked as she started to walk along. Jerry pulled her back. “Stranger. Toni stopped as she stared at him. “What is it?” “Did you swallow a Lion’s heart? Why do you seem so fearless?” He asked. She sighed. “It is always never as it seems.” “Are you trying to tell me that you are frail? Weak?” She smiled. “I am not weak.” He nodded. “That is obvious.”
“I am heading home now.” She replied as she turned away. Jerry joined her. “I will walk you home…and you can’t protest. Sorry.” She smiled. “I didn’t plan to.” She replied as they walked. “Tell me about your work at the bank.” Jerry sighed. “What is there to tell? It is boring, unadventurous and just about saving money for a couple of old folks.” “Where is the bank located?” she asked. He pointed out the direction. “It is the obsolete microfinance bank down the lane.” She smiled. “Of course, I know where the bank is. It is depressing enough to work in a bank that no one goes to. How did you ever get a job there in the first place?” she asked with a soft chuckle as they walked on. “I have an old pal there, so he set me up.” He replied. She nodded. “Fair enough, but I don’t think you earn enough from such a place. You shouldn’t be spending so much time in a bar.” “Do you think I am broke?” He asked. She smiled. “Are you?” “No. I am living off some old stashed away money. Drug money.” He added with a smile. She hissed. “Not impressed.” “Are we still far from your home?” he asked. She shook her head in disagreement. “No.” she replied as they turned into the next street. “My house is just here.” She added as they stopped in front of the house. Jerry stared at the house. “Really? You are the one who lives here?” She nodded. “Yes.” “Funny enough, I have never been to this part of the hood…never knew something as beautiful as this stood here.” He said as he stared at the building. “Thank you for walking me home.” She said. Jerry nodded. “My pleasure, stranger. My pleasure.” Toni stared at her wristwatch. “Do you want to come in for coffee?” “Coffee?” She nodded. “Black, low Fat. It tastes better than alcohol. Trust me.” Jerry took a deep breath. “I’ll take you by your word.” “Good.” She replied and opened the gate. Nora stood before her with a stern frown. James was standing behind her. “Hi, Sis.” Toni greeted quickly. Nora stared at James. “Where are you coming from?” “Went out.” Toni replied. She stared at Jerry. “Meet Jerry.” Jerry stretched his hand out to Nora. Nora stared at Jerry from head to toe and then took his hand. “Nice outfit.” Jerry smiled faintly. He then turned towards Toni. “I guess the coffee might come some other day.” Toni nodded. “Sure.” “Alright. Good bye.” Jerry said as he turned to leave, “Goodbye.” Nora replied firmly. Jerry nodded and started to walk away. “Toni!” Toni called. Jerry turned towards her with a smile.
Toni nodded. “Toni is the name.” He smiled and walked on.
Would you mind telling me
what that was about? Nora asked as she stared at Toni. James joined them. “Hi,
Toni.” Hello. Did you guys have a nice time?” Toni asked. Nora interrupted. “I
am talking to you, Toni.” Toni sighed. “I went out, Nora. Simple.”
“Strange to see that you decided to have fun. Why did you turn down my invite to the movie?” James asked. Toni stared at Nora. “I did?” “Yeah…your sister said you weren’t coming.” James replied. Toni nodded. “Yes. I needed to rest.” “Oh…Okay…then, why did you go out with Mr. Nice outfit?” James asked. Toni scoffed as she stared at Nora. “Nora, can you tell him that I am twenty-three and I make my own decisions?” she shouted as she walked inside. James felt heat flush across his face as he turned towards Nora. “I…I am sorry. I didn’t mean to upset her.” Nora nodded. “It’s okay. Just ignore it.” “Okay…I should be on my way now.” He said as he pecked Nora. “Bye.” He added and walked away. Nora joined Toni in the living room. “I demand an explanation for that, Toni.” Nora shouted. Toni rolled her eyes. “Is there a part where you apologise for lying about James not wanting me to join you guys?” “Toni…” Nora stressed. “We are not going there.” Toni sank into a seat laughing. “Why do you always do this, Nora?” “Do what?” Nora shouted. “I didn’t tell you and that is that…now you should tell me why you went out without any good notice.” Toni smiled. “Nora, do you actually think I would let that slide?” she asked. Nora took a seat opposite her. “James likes me.” “Good for you.” Toni replied without any smile. Nora swallowed. This wasn’t typical of her sister. “Toni, what is going on?” Toni groaned. “You are the problem. You are your own competition, Nora. Look in the mirror, who do you see? It is you. I am not chasing you, I can’t chase even if I wanted to. You know this. I don’t have the strength. I am not your problem; you are your own problem. Do you think I care if James wants me out with you guys or not? I don’t. I only care that you think I am a competition! Since when did a corpse become your competition, Nora?” Tears started to stream down Nora’s eyes. Toni sighed and pulled off her hair wig. “Look at me, anytime from now, the doctor will call and I will be in chemo. Is this what you are scared of? I might not even live through the next six months, Nora.” She shouted. Nora swallowed painfully as the tears flowed uncontrollably. “Stop it, Toni.” “Nora, you have lived all your life for me and I love you for it. You are a beautiful and strong woman. You are alive, Nora. Live a little.” Toni concluded as she wiped her eyes. Nora drew closer to her sister. “Stop it, Toni. Just stop it.” “Look, Nora, I can’t save you from yourself. You deserve the best in life, don’t let anyone take that away from you.” Toni added as she kissed her sister’s forehead. “Goodnight.” Nora broke down in tears as Toni left for the bedroom. She had seen the side of Toni that she last saw many years ago when she first heard that she had Cancer. Toni had locked herself up in her room and cried for days. Nora had prior knowledge of her sister’s medical condition but a surgery had been done when Toni was very little and they had all thought it was over, but five years ago, Toni was diagnosed with Malignant Brain Tumour. The then cerebrovascular disease had turned out to be a tumor years after. Toni had gone through a horrible stage of denial and after a while, she slowly started to come to terms with the fact that she might be gone soon. A year passed and she survived. This was her fifth year living with Cancer. She lived as though she didn’t have any worries, truly, she didn’t. She was doing a countdown with her days. Toni had been in and out of surgical wards going under the knife as she struggled to live with the tumor. It was as though the tumor was never going to be suppressed. The last Oncologist they had seen had suggested that she started chemotherapy as she suffered epileptic seizures after the surgeries. Toni didn’t want to have to watch her hair fall off effortlessly so she shaved it off herself in preparation for when she would eventually start her sessions. Six months ago, they had changed cities. Toni wanted a new air. She chose Lagos. Nora wondered why Lagos would be an option with the chaos in the city, but for Toni, she didn’t mind. They could move anywhere. The first thing Nora did on their arrival was register Toni in the Hospital, she had not visited the Hospital since her registration. There was no need to. The drugs were working just fine. Nora hated herself for making Toni cry. Toni had stopped caring about her condition, she never referred to it. She had learned to live above it, but the argument about James had sparked Toni up. Nora felt ashamed of herself. She had always seen Toni as the threat right from when they were little. Toni was the class clown, always had everyone laughing. Toni was the kid who came home with B’s and C’s, but still had her parents smile. Nora made straight A’s, but she was the serious child. She didn’t see Toni’s life as responsible back then. Nora would lock herself up and study while Toni would play with friends. They were totally different. Toni was always happy. She wasn’t. She wished she could be like her sister a little, but she always found herself ‘too serious’ for fun. The first news that got Toni depressed was when she learnt about her Cancer. Toni was depressed for months and she would not speak to anyone. She spent her days in the room and nights in the church. The first statement Toni uttered when she got out of her depression was, “I would live this life I have.” Nora wondered how her sister could wake up with a smile every day and still appear as radiant as she always did. Toni’s joy confused her. Nora convinced herself that God made Toni happy. Nora let the thoughts continue to flow through her mind as she cried herself to sleep.
***
The sun rays came into Toni’s eyes. She touched her scalp as she yawned. “What do you want Nora?” she asked. “It is nine am, you have to use your drugs now.” Nora replied as she pulled off the blanket from Toni’s body. “Good morning.” Toni crawled up together. “This is why I didn’t want you getting that leave.” Nora smiled. Her sister was coming around again. “You are stuck with me.” “I don’t have to be.” Toni said as she jumped up. “I can poison you.” Nora smiled. “Seriously?” Toni nodded. “Yeah. Where is my toothbrush?” “In the bathroom.” Nora replied. Toni flashed a horrid grin at Nora and left for the bathroom. Nora took a deep breath and smiled. All was forgiven! She started to clear the bed…then, Toni’s diary dropped. Nora gasped as she stared at the diary. She picked it up slowly and opened it as she took a seat. ( You don’t want to read a girl’s diary standing) Toni had never kept her diary where it could be seen. “She must have written an awful lot last night before falling asleep.” Nora
thought to herself as she turned the first page. She smiled as she saw the hazard drawing on it. “BEWARE…I AM NOT WHAT I WRITE” The tap stopped flowing in the bathroom and Nora shut the diary hastily and replaced it on the bed. Toni came out with a smile. “Can you help administer my injection?” she asked. Toni knew Nora dreaded doing it, she was always scared of sending the dose in wrongly. They had a Nurse come over to the house to do this daily. “But Toni, you know that…” Nora started. Toni hissed. “I was messing with you.” She replied as she picked up her diary. Nora threw her face away as though she didn’t see the diary. Toni took one glance at Nora. “Be careful what you seek…you might just find it.” Toni cooed with a smile. Nora smiled back at her sister. Toni smiled so beautifully that Nora could hardly believe that her sister was sick. “Can I have your smile, Toni?” Nora asked. “I only smile for you.” Toni replied as she started to slip into her bathrobe. Nora raised an eyebrow. “So, who was that cutie you brought home at night?” “Jerry?” Toni asked. Nora nodded. “He is a friend.” Toni replied. Nora pulled her sister back to the bed. “A friend?” Toni nodded slowly. “Don’t worry…there is nothing going on.” “You think so?” Nora asked as she started to tickle her sister. “A boy likes you.” Toni scoffed. “Boys like me.”
“Do you like him?” Nora asked. Toni grinned. “I like people…but, you know I am not selfish.” “Falling in love is selfish?” Nora asked. “On my part, yes. Why would I get anyone’s hopes up and dash them the next minute?” Toni asked. “I don’t do that to people. I don’t fall in love.” “You have no control over the heart, you know?” Nora replied. Toni nodded. “I already wielded this heart to do my will.” “Liar! Liar!” Nora replied. Toni hissed. “Believe whatever you want to…Have you ever wondered why I haven’t dated anyone? I am not going to hurt anyone. Also, once I make a male friend, like a good male friend, I immediately tell him that I have Cancer and I keep my distance. Case closed.” Nora started to smile sheepishly. “What is it?” Toni asked, sounding upset. Nora shrugged. “It is just that you are slightly defensive. Hmmm… am I missing something about Mr-Jerry-nice-outfit?” Toni scowled. “Really, Nora? Really?” “I am just saying, Toni. You should tell me these things. I am your mommy.” Toni smiled. “You are stupid.” “I know.” Nora replied as she smiled. Toni frowned. “I am going to the bathroom.” “Apparently.” Nora replied. “You know, I think Jerry is really
cute.” Toni’s shoulders fell. “Are you going to continue with this? I am not bothered.” “Why did you bring him home, Toni?” Nora asked, smiling. “I am not like you, Nora. I am not thinking in the direction you are going.” Nora grinned. “Why did you even think I was going there, Toni? Hmmm…The heart of man.” Toni picked up her pillow and slammed it on Nora. “I hate you.” “I love you.” Nora replied. Toni slammed the pillow on her for a second time. “Stop it, Nora.” Nora chuckled as she picked up a pillow and slammed it on Toni. They laughed as they started a pillow fight. They laughed as they hit each other with pillows. Toni enjoyed every bit of it…she saw her sister having some fun.
***
Emeka wiped his mouth. “You cook well, man. Thanks.” “Guy, wash the plate.” Jerry replied as he ate some rice. “Before we know it, you are out of here.” Emeka grinned as he placed the plate in the sink. “Blessed is the man who gives his brother some food.” “What part of The Beatitudes is that? Also, quick reminder, you are not my brother. You only want my food.” Jerry added. Emeka smiled. “I miss you at the Hospital.” “Lies! I am sure that survival rate at the Hospital has gone up by
a hundred percent since I got suspended.” Emeka nodded with a smile as he started to wash the plate. “Strange…but true. Guy, are they following from your village?” “I have never been to my village.” Jerry replied. Emeka clapped his hand. “Ah! You need to go and beg those women there! You must have been married off to one babe who is tying down your success.” Jerry stared at him looking infuriated. “What sort of nonsense is that?” “Dude, these things might sound fetish, but, e dey happen o! You will be surprised that one girl is waiting for you to come and marry her in the village.” “Well, she will wait forever.” Jerry replied as he dug his fork into the food. Emeka grinned. “Why na? It’s not as if you have found a girl here.” Jerry was silent. He just smiled. Emeka hurried to him. “Bad guy! Who is she?” “Man, I don’t even know how to describe her…she…she just has my heart in her hand.” Jerry said with a smile. Emeka clasped his hands on his head. “Guy, your own don finish be that o! Na your mumu button she don press o!” “I don’t care what she pressed, bro. I just want to be with her.” Jerry replied. Emeka drew a seat near Jerry. “Tell me, where did you meet her. Tell me everything.” He said as he picked Jerry’s meat and tossed it into his mouth. “You dey mad?” Jerry said as he grabbed his throat. Emeka freed himself. “Be a friend!” “My food! My meat! You can have head too!” Jerry stuttered. Emeka smiled. “Oya talk…where did you meet this babe? Let me see, is she is a stunner, where is her picture?” “Stunner? Shocker nko?” Jerry joked. “I met her at the bar.” Emeka frowned. “Bar? Call girl? Guy!” Jerry charged at him. “She is not!” Emeka calmed him. “Sorry, bro. It’s just that meeting a girl at a bar is not good…she will drain your pocket.” “Really? And I suppose your girlfriend that you met in the Church is a ] saint? I remember how she makes you give her money every time o, yet, she doesn’t stop using Jehovah Jireh as her personal message on BBM.” Jerry replied. Emeka laughed. “Oya talk… where did you meet this babe? Let me see if she is a stunner…” “Toni. Her name is Toni. She is beautiful, she is smart, and I think I am in love with her.” Jerry concluded. Not so fast…
TO BE CONTINUED
“Strange to see that you decided to have fun. Why did you turn down my invite to the movie?” James asked. Toni stared at Nora. “I did?” “Yeah…your sister said you weren’t coming.” James replied. Toni nodded. “Yes. I needed to rest.” “Oh…Okay…then, why did you go out with Mr. Nice outfit?” James asked. Toni scoffed as she stared at Nora. “Nora, can you tell him that I am twenty-three and I make my own decisions?” she shouted as she walked inside. James felt heat flush across his face as he turned towards Nora. “I…I am sorry. I didn’t mean to upset her.” Nora nodded. “It’s okay. Just ignore it.” “Okay…I should be on my way now.” He said as he pecked Nora. “Bye.” He added and walked away. Nora joined Toni in the living room. “I demand an explanation for that, Toni.” Nora shouted. Toni rolled her eyes. “Is there a part where you apologise for lying about James not wanting me to join you guys?” “Toni…” Nora stressed. “We are not going there.” Toni sank into a seat laughing. “Why do you always do this, Nora?” “Do what?” Nora shouted. “I didn’t tell you and that is that…now you should tell me why you went out without any good notice.” Toni smiled. “Nora, do you actually think I would let that slide?” she asked. Nora took a seat opposite her. “James likes me.” “Good for you.” Toni replied without any smile. Nora swallowed. This wasn’t typical of her sister. “Toni, what is going on?” Toni groaned. “You are the problem. You are your own competition, Nora. Look in the mirror, who do you see? It is you. I am not chasing you, I can’t chase even if I wanted to. You know this. I don’t have the strength. I am not your problem; you are your own problem. Do you think I care if James wants me out with you guys or not? I don’t. I only care that you think I am a competition! Since when did a corpse become your competition, Nora?” Tears started to stream down Nora’s eyes. Toni sighed and pulled off her hair wig. “Look at me, anytime from now, the doctor will call and I will be in chemo. Is this what you are scared of? I might not even live through the next six months, Nora.” She shouted. Nora swallowed painfully as the tears flowed uncontrollably. “Stop it, Toni.” “Nora, you have lived all your life for me and I love you for it. You are a beautiful and strong woman. You are alive, Nora. Live a little.” Toni concluded as she wiped her eyes. Nora drew closer to her sister. “Stop it, Toni. Just stop it.” “Look, Nora, I can’t save you from yourself. You deserve the best in life, don’t let anyone take that away from you.” Toni added as she kissed her sister’s forehead. “Goodnight.” Nora broke down in tears as Toni left for the bedroom. She had seen the side of Toni that she last saw many years ago when she first heard that she had Cancer. Toni had locked herself up in her room and cried for days. Nora had prior knowledge of her sister’s medical condition but a surgery had been done when Toni was very little and they had all thought it was over, but five years ago, Toni was diagnosed with Malignant Brain Tumour. The then cerebrovascular disease had turned out to be a tumor years after. Toni had gone through a horrible stage of denial and after a while, she slowly started to come to terms with the fact that she might be gone soon. A year passed and she survived. This was her fifth year living with Cancer. She lived as though she didn’t have any worries, truly, she didn’t. She was doing a countdown with her days. Toni had been in and out of surgical wards going under the knife as she struggled to live with the tumor. It was as though the tumor was never going to be suppressed. The last Oncologist they had seen had suggested that she started chemotherapy as she suffered epileptic seizures after the surgeries. Toni didn’t want to have to watch her hair fall off effortlessly so she shaved it off herself in preparation for when she would eventually start her sessions. Six months ago, they had changed cities. Toni wanted a new air. She chose Lagos. Nora wondered why Lagos would be an option with the chaos in the city, but for Toni, she didn’t mind. They could move anywhere. The first thing Nora did on their arrival was register Toni in the Hospital, she had not visited the Hospital since her registration. There was no need to. The drugs were working just fine. Nora hated herself for making Toni cry. Toni had stopped caring about her condition, she never referred to it. She had learned to live above it, but the argument about James had sparked Toni up. Nora felt ashamed of herself. She had always seen Toni as the threat right from when they were little. Toni was the class clown, always had everyone laughing. Toni was the kid who came home with B’s and C’s, but still had her parents smile. Nora made straight A’s, but she was the serious child. She didn’t see Toni’s life as responsible back then. Nora would lock herself up and study while Toni would play with friends. They were totally different. Toni was always happy. She wasn’t. She wished she could be like her sister a little, but she always found herself ‘too serious’ for fun. The first news that got Toni depressed was when she learnt about her Cancer. Toni was depressed for months and she would not speak to anyone. She spent her days in the room and nights in the church. The first statement Toni uttered when she got out of her depression was, “I would live this life I have.” Nora wondered how her sister could wake up with a smile every day and still appear as radiant as she always did. Toni’s joy confused her. Nora convinced herself that God made Toni happy. Nora let the thoughts continue to flow through her mind as she cried herself to sleep.
***
The sun rays came into Toni’s eyes. She touched her scalp as she yawned. “What do you want Nora?” she asked. “It is nine am, you have to use your drugs now.” Nora replied as she pulled off the blanket from Toni’s body. “Good morning.” Toni crawled up together. “This is why I didn’t want you getting that leave.” Nora smiled. Her sister was coming around again. “You are stuck with me.” “I don’t have to be.” Toni said as she jumped up. “I can poison you.” Nora smiled. “Seriously?” Toni nodded. “Yeah. Where is my toothbrush?” “In the bathroom.” Nora replied. Toni flashed a horrid grin at Nora and left for the bathroom. Nora took a deep breath and smiled. All was forgiven! She started to clear the bed…then, Toni’s diary dropped. Nora gasped as she stared at the diary. She picked it up slowly and opened it as she took a seat. ( You don’t want to read a girl’s diary standing) Toni had never kept her diary where it could be seen. “She must have written an awful lot last night before falling asleep.” Nora
thought to herself as she turned the first page. She smiled as she saw the hazard drawing on it. “BEWARE…I AM NOT WHAT I WRITE” The tap stopped flowing in the bathroom and Nora shut the diary hastily and replaced it on the bed. Toni came out with a smile. “Can you help administer my injection?” she asked. Toni knew Nora dreaded doing it, she was always scared of sending the dose in wrongly. They had a Nurse come over to the house to do this daily. “But Toni, you know that…” Nora started. Toni hissed. “I was messing with you.” She replied as she picked up her diary. Nora threw her face away as though she didn’t see the diary. Toni took one glance at Nora. “Be careful what you seek…you might just find it.” Toni cooed with a smile. Nora smiled back at her sister. Toni smiled so beautifully that Nora could hardly believe that her sister was sick. “Can I have your smile, Toni?” Nora asked. “I only smile for you.” Toni replied as she started to slip into her bathrobe. Nora raised an eyebrow. “So, who was that cutie you brought home at night?” “Jerry?” Toni asked. Nora nodded. “He is a friend.” Toni replied. Nora pulled her sister back to the bed. “A friend?” Toni nodded slowly. “Don’t worry…there is nothing going on.” “You think so?” Nora asked as she started to tickle her sister. “A boy likes you.” Toni scoffed. “Boys like me.”
“Do you like him?” Nora asked. Toni grinned. “I like people…but, you know I am not selfish.” “Falling in love is selfish?” Nora asked. “On my part, yes. Why would I get anyone’s hopes up and dash them the next minute?” Toni asked. “I don’t do that to people. I don’t fall in love.” “You have no control over the heart, you know?” Nora replied. Toni nodded. “I already wielded this heart to do my will.” “Liar! Liar!” Nora replied. Toni hissed. “Believe whatever you want to…Have you ever wondered why I haven’t dated anyone? I am not going to hurt anyone. Also, once I make a male friend, like a good male friend, I immediately tell him that I have Cancer and I keep my distance. Case closed.” Nora started to smile sheepishly. “What is it?” Toni asked, sounding upset. Nora shrugged. “It is just that you are slightly defensive. Hmmm… am I missing something about Mr-Jerry-nice-outfit?” Toni scowled. “Really, Nora? Really?” “I am just saying, Toni. You should tell me these things. I am your mommy.” Toni smiled. “You are stupid.” “I know.” Nora replied as she smiled. Toni frowned. “I am going to the bathroom.” “Apparently.” Nora replied. “You know, I think Jerry is really
cute.” Toni’s shoulders fell. “Are you going to continue with this? I am not bothered.” “Why did you bring him home, Toni?” Nora asked, smiling. “I am not like you, Nora. I am not thinking in the direction you are going.” Nora grinned. “Why did you even think I was going there, Toni? Hmmm…The heart of man.” Toni picked up her pillow and slammed it on Nora. “I hate you.” “I love you.” Nora replied. Toni slammed the pillow on her for a second time. “Stop it, Nora.” Nora chuckled as she picked up a pillow and slammed it on Toni. They laughed as they started a pillow fight. They laughed as they hit each other with pillows. Toni enjoyed every bit of it…she saw her sister having some fun.
***
Emeka wiped his mouth. “You cook well, man. Thanks.” “Guy, wash the plate.” Jerry replied as he ate some rice. “Before we know it, you are out of here.” Emeka grinned as he placed the plate in the sink. “Blessed is the man who gives his brother some food.” “What part of The Beatitudes is that? Also, quick reminder, you are not my brother. You only want my food.” Jerry added. Emeka smiled. “I miss you at the Hospital.” “Lies! I am sure that survival rate at the Hospital has gone up by
a hundred percent since I got suspended.” Emeka nodded with a smile as he started to wash the plate. “Strange…but true. Guy, are they following from your village?” “I have never been to my village.” Jerry replied. Emeka clapped his hand. “Ah! You need to go and beg those women there! You must have been married off to one babe who is tying down your success.” Jerry stared at him looking infuriated. “What sort of nonsense is that?” “Dude, these things might sound fetish, but, e dey happen o! You will be surprised that one girl is waiting for you to come and marry her in the village.” “Well, she will wait forever.” Jerry replied as he dug his fork into the food. Emeka grinned. “Why na? It’s not as if you have found a girl here.” Jerry was silent. He just smiled. Emeka hurried to him. “Bad guy! Who is she?” “Man, I don’t even know how to describe her…she…she just has my heart in her hand.” Jerry said with a smile. Emeka clasped his hands on his head. “Guy, your own don finish be that o! Na your mumu button she don press o!” “I don’t care what she pressed, bro. I just want to be with her.” Jerry replied. Emeka drew a seat near Jerry. “Tell me, where did you meet her. Tell me everything.” He said as he picked Jerry’s meat and tossed it into his mouth. “You dey mad?” Jerry said as he grabbed his throat. Emeka freed himself. “Be a friend!” “My food! My meat! You can have head too!” Jerry stuttered. Emeka smiled. “Oya talk…where did you meet this babe? Let me see, is she is a stunner, where is her picture?” “Stunner? Shocker nko?” Jerry joked. “I met her at the bar.” Emeka frowned. “Bar? Call girl? Guy!” Jerry charged at him. “She is not!” Emeka calmed him. “Sorry, bro. It’s just that meeting a girl at a bar is not good…she will drain your pocket.” “Really? And I suppose your girlfriend that you met in the Church is a ] saint? I remember how she makes you give her money every time o, yet, she doesn’t stop using Jehovah Jireh as her personal message on BBM.” Jerry replied. Emeka laughed. “Oya talk… where did you meet this babe? Let me see if she is a stunner…” “Toni. Her name is Toni. She is beautiful, she is smart, and I think I am in love with her.” Jerry concluded. Not so fast…
TO BE CONTINUED
The Beautiful Stranger - EPISODE 4 - The Achievers Foundation Blog
EPISODE 3
Toni
pushed her weight against the leather seat and focused on the Television. Nora
was going to be fast asleep by now. Nora never took long once she hit the sheets.
Toni took a deep breath as she reflected on her sister’s words. She had never
seen herself as selfish; she had only seen the men in her sister’s life as the wrong
men. James was new though and it might seem too quick to judge him, but he
already got off on the wrong foot with his admiration for her. This was never
going to please Nora. Nora couldn’t sleep. She didn’t feel right after yelling
at Toni. Toni had never been responsible for anything that happened to her but
it was just convenient to blame it all on Toni. Toni was happy. She wasn’t.
Toni’s happiness came from within, it was so beautiful that it confused everyone
around her. Nora knew there was no sleep for her this time. On a good day, once
she hit the sheets, she was gone. But today, it isn’t one of those good days. She
prayed that the door would open and Toni would come in to apologize as usual so
as to make it easier for her, but the doorwasn’t going to open. She stared hard at the door and eventually forced it open. How long are you going to keep staring at that thing? Nora asked as she descended the stairs. Toni grinned as she heard her sister’s voice. She then straightened her head with a frown. We both know that you don’t like Fashion Police. Nora added as she joined Toni in the living room. “You think it is a waste of time, the clothes have been worn and awards have been…” Nora paused with a smile waiting for Toni to pounce on their mantra. Toni stared at Nora coldly. “Every girl loves Fashion Police…and I am no exception.” “Really? Since when did my sister fit into the majority? I mean, that is so not Toni. Did you lose some nuts in your head when you went for your evening walk?” Nora asked. Toni ignored her. Nora took a deep breath and drew close to her sister. I think we should watch football, I know you like to watch it. There should be
a match tonight, right?”
Toni ignored her. Cristiano has the biggest abs, right? Nora continued. Toni sighed. Quit trying. It just takes five letters, one word. I don’t need the full three words. Sorry. Nora said with a frown. Toni smiled. “I can’t hear you.”
Nora nudged her sister. I am sorry, Toni. I need you to be a little more audible. Toni said as she stuck her tongue out. Nora smiled. I am sorry. Toni nodded and hugged her. The good guys will come. Always remember that. It’s just that I really like James. Toni rolled her eyes. And you really liked Nathaniel too…and what is the name of that other douchebag? Ude. Toni laughed. Yeah…you liked him too. You liked them all, but eventually, you let them go. The heart will eventually forget unrequited love, Nora. It doesn’t matter how long it takes. Why do I always have to be the one giving out all the love and not getting any? Nora asked. Toni shrugged. Probably you think you have been giving out love…maybe it is lust. Nora hissed. Are you saying that I don’t know the difference between love and lust? There is a thin line between them. Toni replied. Anyway, just so I am not a spoiler, I actually think that James might like you, so you can be optimistic about it, but I’d advise you not to get your hopes up. She added immediately. Nora sighed. “Just one question…why do guys like you? Isn’t it evident? I am alive. Toni replied as she rose to her feet. Nora frowned. And am I dead? Technically, you are dead…and to think I am the walking corpse. Toni replied with a smile. Live life a little sister. Let down your hair, play in the sun…maybe the rain, I won’t totally advise the rain because it is not as romantic as the movies make it, but Nora, you are beautiful and you have the right and ability to be happy. Don’t waste it. Nora stared at Toni. You know I don’t like it when you talk like this. Toni smiled. “You know better, sis.” Nora nodded slowly. “We should go to bed now, I am tired of this day, I need a new one.” “You will always need a new day, Nora. You don’t do anything with the one you have.” Nora groaned. “Enough! I am tired. Is that better?” Toni smiled. Yeah. Let’s go to bed. Where did you go today?” Nora asked as they ascended the stairs. Toni smiled to herself. The bar, No way! Nora replied. I don’t even believe you. Toni grinned. Okay.
***
Really, you want a job at my bar?” Tunji asked as he cleaned a
glass. Jerry hissed. Don’t flatter yourself, bro. I just need to be here more often, I need to see that girl again. Tell me, what have you gathered about her? Nothing! Jerry frowned as he replied. Nothing? How is it possible that no one knows
anything about a lady that I like? You like her?” Tunji asked as he arranged some glasses. Jerry shook his head disapprovingly. No. I heard you well. No shame in liking a girl, brother. Tunji replied. She is a stunner and can take anyone at first glance. Jerry sighed. I need to see her…again. Do you have her name?” Tunji asked. He nodded… stranger. Tunji laughed. Bro, you just got zoned. Zoned? Tunji nodded. The friend’s zone. Never a friendly zone to be in, when…no, if you get out, you are a Legend.” Jerry turned his face away. So, how come you have run away from the Hospital to get a job
by the Bar? A very interesting change of job if you would ask me. Tunji started as he stared at Jerry with keen interest. Jerry nodded. “That is why I am not asking you.”
“So, why don’t you like anyone knowing where you work? Being a Doctor is a very honourable profession, My Dad would have killed to see me hang a stethoscope around my neck.” Tunji replied. Jerry grinned. “You can have my life. I certainly don’t want it.” Tunji gaped. Seriously? You don’t like it? It is overrated. Tunji shrugged. Says the Doctor…From where I am standing, you are living the life. Handsome wages, only that this is your life. He said, staring at the liquor bottles. Find a girl, settle down and stop drinking. You will be out of business. Jerry replied. It is strange to find a barman that tells his customer to quit. What is wrong with you? He asked, laughing. Tunji smiled. That’s the first and last time I will tell you about it, I might not be interested in dissuading you tomorrow. Jerry nodded. I like it here and now. Don’t bother trying again. So…about your mystery girl, any plans to find her? Jerry scratched his hair lightly. I don’t have any plans, but I will visit all the points at which I have met her until I find her. This is the only meeting point.” Tunji said laughing.
Jerry smiled as he got up. No. I have another spot. And I guess you are going there? Tunji asked. Jerry shrugged with a smile. “It’s all the gold I have got. All the best, bro. Jerry nodded and walked out of the bar and down the road. He took his seat at the spot where he had met Stranger. He stared at his wristwatch tensely as he hoped that she might just walk past. Three long hours had passed and she was nowhere in sight. It was 9pm and she didn’t seem to him like the type who might stray at that hour. He tucked his hand in his jacket and walked away.
***
Toni,
are you sure about this? Nora asked as she applied her lip gloss. Toni smiled.
The night is still young. I know, but then, Viber? I don’t like that club. Nora
replied. Toni nodded. I know, you met
all the boys you have loved there, but then we have never seen James at Viber,
so maybe this is a good sign…the dude won’t be there, you are in luck for the
right man, finally. Nora sighed. Toni, you don’t like the place either, why are
you making us go there? Nora, we don’t necessarily have to go to Viber, I just
want you to go out. Shake up a little. Toni said as she wore her wig. By the
way, I don’t like this wig, get me a new one, else, I’ll be rocking Amber style
soon. Nora stared at her. I think you are perfect with the wigs. Let’s face the
reality.” Toni replied. Nora drank some water. So…it’s been six months here, do
you like it at all? Do I like it? Nora, I don’t do anything…except but wait for
the day I get another appointment. Toni replied. So, I love it. Nora nodded.
That’s good. So, Nora, tell me, do you think you will get a second date with
James, or should I hook you up? Nora scoffed. Hook me up? I sure can take care
of me, baby sis. Yeah…right. Toni replied as she slipped into her shoes. Let’s
go, baby. Nora nodded and picked up her phone. Her phone buzzed and James
popped up as the Caller ID. “James is calling, what do I do?” she asked. Toni
grinned. I thought you could take care of you. Come on, Toni. Just help me,
would you? Toni stared at her with a smile. “Ignore it. Ignore what? This dude
will never call me again in his life. He already thinks he is a Diva.” Nora
replied. Toni shrugged. “Then why did you ask for my help?” Nora stared at the
screen. Missed call. Are you happy now? Yeah. Let’s go party. Toni replied. Remember
you can’t be out too long; we would be back as soon as possible. Nora started.
Toni stared at the clock. It is 9pm and we are just heading out, how soon would
we return, Nora dear?” she asked, cynically.
Nora’s phone rang for a second time and she stared helplessly at Toni who rolled her eyes in disgust. I have to take this, Toni. Make yourself happy.” Toni replied and sank into the bed as she started to take off her shoes. Nora walked away from her sister as she took the call. Toni watched her with a grimace as Nora blushed into the phone. Toni slowly started to take off her clothes. She knew better than to think she and her sister still had a date. Nora returned to her with so much hope in her eyes. Don’t bother telling me, go and meet him. Toni said as she changed into trousers. Nora took her seat beside her. It is just that James said he booked us two tickets to see this new movie. Movie? Toni asked as she raised her eyebrow. “Can’t we go together? Nora’s face sank. Toni… Nora shouted. Toni smiled. Of course, you know I was kidding. Can I go like this? Nora asked. Toni stared at her. I think you are slightly overdressed for the movies. So maybe I can wear that lemon top you got me last summer? Nora asked as she hurried to the wardrobe. She was already pulling out the lemon top before waiting for any response from her sister.
Toni smiled as she watched her sister agitate. Nora was in love. The boys loved Toni effortlessly; she just didn’t find herself loving anyone. She didn’t bother to love anyone and her heart seemingly did cooperate with her and didn’t fall for anyone too. Talk about cooperation! Nora turned to her. Toni, I don’t think you should go anywhere tonight. So you can have fun and I can’t? Toni asked as she picked up
her phone. Nora sighed. You know we don’t have any friends here and the
time is quite unholy. And I suppose you are going out on another time datum? Say, American time? Toni asked with a smile. Nora frowned. James is coming to get me. I am safe. Trust no man. Toni cooed as she sprawled on the bed. Don’t worry about me, I will go to bed. Nora nodded with a smile and pecked her sister. I love you, darling.
You love James more. Toni replied. Nora rolled her eyes. “Don’t keep me here, I need to meet him downstairs. She said, staring at her phone. Na wa o! He must have parked his car outside the house when he called.” Toni replied as she drew the blanket over her. Nora smiled. Do I look good? You are beautiful, Nora. Always know that. Nora nodded, blew her sister a kiss and hurried out.
***
You look beautiful. James whispered to Nora. Nora turned to him with a smile. “Thank you. He nodded. So…how is Toni? Toni is good. James nodded. “She didn’t want to come to the movies with us? She was too tired.” Nora replied as she focused on the movie. We should focus on the movie, you know. James nodded as he faced the screen. I think your sister is really so much fun, she should rub off some happiness on you. Really? Nora asked as she nudged him. “Am I that boring? He nodded with a smile. “And stoic too… Come on, James. He grinned as he focused on the screen. What is the most spontaneous thing you have ever done? I have been to Viber. James gaped as he stared at Nora. Viber? You? Nora nodded confidently. Yeah she replied. I can bet on anything that Toni took you there. He said. She smiled. I can do some wild things too. Are you trying to impress me? James asked. She scoffed. Impress? I don’t need to…I am impressive. James smiled. That sounds like a line Toni would use. Nora sighed heavily. James wrapped his hand around Nora and drew her closer. I think you are beautiful as you are and you really don’t need to bring Toni swag to impress anyone. Nora pulled herself away from him. You think I was not being me? He nodded. That was Toni. You don’t even know Toni. She replied. He shrugged. Maybe not as well as you do know her, but, I have spent some minutes with her to guess how she talks and I see you every day at work to know how well you talk. You notice me? He smiled. From day one that you stepped into our office. The man sitting beside James cleared his throat. I am trying to see a movie. He grunted. James chuckled as he stared at Nora. Do you want to go to someplace quiet? She nodded. James took her hand and led her outside. Their exit was greeted with howls and throwing of popcorns at them. Nora laughed as they stepped outside. “I thought that only happened in movies. That was the movies. James replied as he picked popcorns out of her hair. She smiled as though her face was going to crack. It was just her and James and it seemed like something real was happening. Come on, let’s go.” James said as he walked ahead. We would walk till we can walk no more. Nora smiled. “Now that is a real movie line.”
He nodded. I am glad you know that. So, tell me Nora, you just joined us, six months ago and rumour has it that you might be leaving us soon. I am not surprised because you have a lot of money from your house and car, but, why so soon? And I am guessing that Ehis is the one that started the rumour? Nora asked. He nodded. The whole office is thinking you are leaving soon. Do you think I am? She asked. He shrugged. I am asking you right now, are you? I…I don’t think so. It all depends on Toni. She replied. James stared at her. Toni? How does she come to play in all this? Nora rubbed her forehead. Toni…Toni is a bit of a traveler. We spend our inheritance travelling round the world…and touching lives too. A lot of money your parents must have left for you guys. James said as they walked. Nora shrugged. So, you must be the serious sister who can’t do without a job that you decided to get a job to keep yourself busy…hmmm…and to think the guys at work don’t know how loaded you are…I should start blowing your trumpet. And risk my house being burgled? Nora asked. He shrugged. With the kind of security you have, that shouldn’t be a problem. She smiled. Interesting observation. I take notice of everything…every little thing. He replied. She raised an eyebrow. Security isn’t tiny detail, you know? I know…but really, I think you should get your sister to work; staying in all day can be really depressing. Nora shrugged. Toni doesn’t mind, besides, nothing brings her down. You think so? He asked. She nodded, I know so.
***
Toni stared at herself in the mirror and let the tears stream down her eyes. She didn’t have the right or reason to dream…to expect….to want. She just lived. Sometimes, she hoped. Other times, she prayed. She took off the wig slowly. Her hair had started to grow again, she smiled as she touched the roots. She took a deep breath as she thought about the call that she had been expecting for six months in a corner of her heart. In the other part of her mind, she didn’t want to receive the call. She just wanted to live. She pulled out her ‘sober coin’ from the drawer and tossed it on the table. It had been almost five years since she last touched a bottle. Moments like this took her back to her life before the bad news came. She was the official party rocker. Booze…Late nights, she lived what her friends would have termed the life. She however realised that what others called the life was nothing close to what a real life was. Every day that passed only drew her closer to a day she wasn’t sure she really wanted to see. Staring at the mirror was always a moment for her to reflect. She wondered if one day she would actually wake up and realise that the last five years in her life had never happened and that the days that she lived now might just be struck by a miracle. She hoped and prayed that it might happen. She had been told several times that God does answer prayers, she believes in God. She knows that he does answer prayers and that her last five years on earth was proof that God did answer prayers. She took a deep breath and lay on the bed. She would try to sleep.
***
Jerry turned off the alarm as it buzzed violently. “I don’t have to obey you for the next two weeks.” He shouted as he drew the blanket over himself. He had forgotten to change the timer from 1 a.m.; he usually had his morning shifts as early as four in the morning. No sooner had he settled in the second round of his sleep that his phone buzzed him back to live. “I should have turned off the vibration.” He said as he drew the phone to himself. Tunji? Why is he calling me?” He said to himself as he picked the call. What’s up, man? Guy! I think I just saw your girl. Jerry stared at the clock. Dude? Have you been drinking? No. She has been drinking. Tunji replied.
TO BE CONTINUED
Nora’s phone rang for a second time and she stared helplessly at Toni who rolled her eyes in disgust. I have to take this, Toni. Make yourself happy.” Toni replied and sank into the bed as she started to take off her shoes. Nora walked away from her sister as she took the call. Toni watched her with a grimace as Nora blushed into the phone. Toni slowly started to take off her clothes. She knew better than to think she and her sister still had a date. Nora returned to her with so much hope in her eyes. Don’t bother telling me, go and meet him. Toni said as she changed into trousers. Nora took her seat beside her. It is just that James said he booked us two tickets to see this new movie. Movie? Toni asked as she raised her eyebrow. “Can’t we go together? Nora’s face sank. Toni… Nora shouted. Toni smiled. Of course, you know I was kidding. Can I go like this? Nora asked. Toni stared at her. I think you are slightly overdressed for the movies. So maybe I can wear that lemon top you got me last summer? Nora asked as she hurried to the wardrobe. She was already pulling out the lemon top before waiting for any response from her sister.
Toni smiled as she watched her sister agitate. Nora was in love. The boys loved Toni effortlessly; she just didn’t find herself loving anyone. She didn’t bother to love anyone and her heart seemingly did cooperate with her and didn’t fall for anyone too. Talk about cooperation! Nora turned to her. Toni, I don’t think you should go anywhere tonight. So you can have fun and I can’t? Toni asked as she picked up
her phone. Nora sighed. You know we don’t have any friends here and the
time is quite unholy. And I suppose you are going out on another time datum? Say, American time? Toni asked with a smile. Nora frowned. James is coming to get me. I am safe. Trust no man. Toni cooed as she sprawled on the bed. Don’t worry about me, I will go to bed. Nora nodded with a smile and pecked her sister. I love you, darling.
You love James more. Toni replied. Nora rolled her eyes. “Don’t keep me here, I need to meet him downstairs. She said, staring at her phone. Na wa o! He must have parked his car outside the house when he called.” Toni replied as she drew the blanket over her. Nora smiled. Do I look good? You are beautiful, Nora. Always know that. Nora nodded, blew her sister a kiss and hurried out.
***
You look beautiful. James whispered to Nora. Nora turned to him with a smile. “Thank you. He nodded. So…how is Toni? Toni is good. James nodded. “She didn’t want to come to the movies with us? She was too tired.” Nora replied as she focused on the movie. We should focus on the movie, you know. James nodded as he faced the screen. I think your sister is really so much fun, she should rub off some happiness on you. Really? Nora asked as she nudged him. “Am I that boring? He nodded with a smile. “And stoic too… Come on, James. He grinned as he focused on the screen. What is the most spontaneous thing you have ever done? I have been to Viber. James gaped as he stared at Nora. Viber? You? Nora nodded confidently. Yeah she replied. I can bet on anything that Toni took you there. He said. She smiled. I can do some wild things too. Are you trying to impress me? James asked. She scoffed. Impress? I don’t need to…I am impressive. James smiled. That sounds like a line Toni would use. Nora sighed heavily. James wrapped his hand around Nora and drew her closer. I think you are beautiful as you are and you really don’t need to bring Toni swag to impress anyone. Nora pulled herself away from him. You think I was not being me? He nodded. That was Toni. You don’t even know Toni. She replied. He shrugged. Maybe not as well as you do know her, but, I have spent some minutes with her to guess how she talks and I see you every day at work to know how well you talk. You notice me? He smiled. From day one that you stepped into our office. The man sitting beside James cleared his throat. I am trying to see a movie. He grunted. James chuckled as he stared at Nora. Do you want to go to someplace quiet? She nodded. James took her hand and led her outside. Their exit was greeted with howls and throwing of popcorns at them. Nora laughed as they stepped outside. “I thought that only happened in movies. That was the movies. James replied as he picked popcorns out of her hair. She smiled as though her face was going to crack. It was just her and James and it seemed like something real was happening. Come on, let’s go.” James said as he walked ahead. We would walk till we can walk no more. Nora smiled. “Now that is a real movie line.”
He nodded. I am glad you know that. So, tell me Nora, you just joined us, six months ago and rumour has it that you might be leaving us soon. I am not surprised because you have a lot of money from your house and car, but, why so soon? And I am guessing that Ehis is the one that started the rumour? Nora asked. He nodded. The whole office is thinking you are leaving soon. Do you think I am? She asked. He shrugged. I am asking you right now, are you? I…I don’t think so. It all depends on Toni. She replied. James stared at her. Toni? How does she come to play in all this? Nora rubbed her forehead. Toni…Toni is a bit of a traveler. We spend our inheritance travelling round the world…and touching lives too. A lot of money your parents must have left for you guys. James said as they walked. Nora shrugged. So, you must be the serious sister who can’t do without a job that you decided to get a job to keep yourself busy…hmmm…and to think the guys at work don’t know how loaded you are…I should start blowing your trumpet. And risk my house being burgled? Nora asked. He shrugged. With the kind of security you have, that shouldn’t be a problem. She smiled. Interesting observation. I take notice of everything…every little thing. He replied. She raised an eyebrow. Security isn’t tiny detail, you know? I know…but really, I think you should get your sister to work; staying in all day can be really depressing. Nora shrugged. Toni doesn’t mind, besides, nothing brings her down. You think so? He asked. She nodded, I know so.
***
Toni stared at herself in the mirror and let the tears stream down her eyes. She didn’t have the right or reason to dream…to expect….to want. She just lived. Sometimes, she hoped. Other times, she prayed. She took off the wig slowly. Her hair had started to grow again, she smiled as she touched the roots. She took a deep breath as she thought about the call that she had been expecting for six months in a corner of her heart. In the other part of her mind, she didn’t want to receive the call. She just wanted to live. She pulled out her ‘sober coin’ from the drawer and tossed it on the table. It had been almost five years since she last touched a bottle. Moments like this took her back to her life before the bad news came. She was the official party rocker. Booze…Late nights, she lived what her friends would have termed the life. She however realised that what others called the life was nothing close to what a real life was. Every day that passed only drew her closer to a day she wasn’t sure she really wanted to see. Staring at the mirror was always a moment for her to reflect. She wondered if one day she would actually wake up and realise that the last five years in her life had never happened and that the days that she lived now might just be struck by a miracle. She hoped and prayed that it might happen. She had been told several times that God does answer prayers, she believes in God. She knows that he does answer prayers and that her last five years on earth was proof that God did answer prayers. She took a deep breath and lay on the bed. She would try to sleep.
***
Jerry turned off the alarm as it buzzed violently. “I don’t have to obey you for the next two weeks.” He shouted as he drew the blanket over himself. He had forgotten to change the timer from 1 a.m.; he usually had his morning shifts as early as four in the morning. No sooner had he settled in the second round of his sleep that his phone buzzed him back to live. “I should have turned off the vibration.” He said as he drew the phone to himself. Tunji? Why is he calling me?” He said to himself as he picked the call. What’s up, man? Guy! I think I just saw your girl. Jerry stared at the clock. Dude? Have you been drinking? No. She has been drinking. Tunji replied.
TO BE CONTINUED
The Beautiful Stranger - EPISODE 3
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