EPISODE 2

Jerry knew he would fail the alcohol test, but that didn’t bother him. His bad luck had intensified in the last weeks and this was leading the other doctors to doubt his competence. Patients transferred to him always had a ten percent chance of survival and that was putting it mildly. He never actually did succeed in any case he really handled and he almost always made a howler of cases that he had to assist on. His life was really a mess and he needed a break from all the drama. He watched the Lab scientists from outside as they worked on the samples he had presented for his alcohol test. One thing was evident, the Director of the Hospital was ready to suspend him for the second time in two years if he failed the test. Being a Doctor was his lifelong dream. He loved tending to people and saving lives, above all, he also loved the prestige that came with being called a Doctor. His parents loved that too. He had been guided by following his passion so that he wouldn’t have to see his job as tedious for a day but Medicine was never like that. He had graduated with straight A’s in school and seemed like the perfect Doctor but everything changed when he started practicing. Series of deaths rolled under his watch and this didn’t boost his morale. It couldn’t boost anyone’s morale to be a failing Doctor. Emeka popped his head out from the Laboratory and signaled to Jerry to join him in a corner. “Hey Bro…you shouldn’t be here.” “And I am guessing that you have become a Lab scientist?” Jerry asked as he folded his arms. Emeka smiled. “I switched the bottles.” “Your urine and mine?”
Emeka nodded with a smile. He expected Jerry to wrap his arms around him in appreciation of this but Jerry stared at him coldly. “Say something…something good.” “What is good about your urine? For all we know you might have syphilis.” Emeka scoffed at Jerry’s ingratitude. “A thank you would suffice.” “I am not grateful. I am worried about what the Director would say when a comprehensive test is done.” Emeka smiled. “Thank me later.” The door opened and the Director joined them with a sheet of paper in his hand. He stared accusingly at the duo and handed the sheet to Jerry. “I don’t know what you did to make your alcohol drinking mess go away…but you are still suspended.” Jerry watched the Director as he disappeared down the hall and turned to Emeka. “Do you still want the thank you?” Emeka shook his head. “I am so sorry, man.” “Look, I don’t think I’ll do any better here than I did in the East. Maybe I should just go back home. Maybe this profession isn’t for me after all. What is the point of going to the surgical wards when everything I touch is a no? This is tiring. Very exhausting.” Emeka nodded. “You have a point there and it might sound wrong for the moment but I sincerely do think that this suspension might give you some time to bounce back.” “Bounce back? Did you even ever see my glory days?” Emeka paused to think. “I have never had any.” Jerry replied and adjusted his coat. “I’ll be on my way home.” How many weeks are you to be suspended for? Emeka asked. Jerry checked the sheet. “Two weeks.” “Two weeks?” Toni asked with a frown. Nora nodded as she took off her slippers. “Am I not deserving of it?” Her sister was silent. “I worked hard to get that leave.” Toni shrugged. “I am not disputing that, but I am just saying that if the service provider is naturally that horrible, what happens when more people such as you get leaves from work?”“We are a competent network.” Toni nodded. “Sounds like your motto, right?” she asked with a grin. “Nora, I really don’t want you in this house with me for two whole weeks. You will bore me to death with your principles.” Toni continued. Nora ignored her and started to change into her underwear. “Where are you going with James?” She asked, trying to change the topic. “He ought to call me in the next hour to let me know. We leave by seven.” “That should be to the movies then…” Toni replied. “I should step out tonight too.” Nora shot at her. “Where to? It rained last night. It might rain today too.” “It’s just for a walk.” Toni replied. “Besides, I might just go with a car.” Nora nodded. “I think it is safer if you go with a car. You have to be careful.” “Nora, I am fine.” Nora picked her phone. “Toni, I know you are. I am just playing my role.” “I think it is a little too much.” The land phone rang. Toni lifted the receiver. “Hello!” “Ma’am, there is a man named James here to see Ms. Nora.” Toni shrieked as she replaced the receiver with a smile. “James is here. I have to go and see him.” She replied as she leaped off the bed. “Why is here so early? Oh my…I have to fix myself up. Go…go and keep him company.” Nora said as she turned towards the mirror. Toni hurried out of the room. James stood in the living room in his black suit with a smile. Toni folded her arms as she smiled at him. “I meet the famous James.” He smiled. “Err…I…I am here to see Nora.” “Obviously she hasn’t told you about me?” she asked as she took a seat. “Take a seat.” James obliged. “You are Toni, right?” She smiled. “Oh…she did mention me?” “No…and now I know why she didn’t.” James replied as he undid the lower button of his jacket. Toni ran her hand across her hair and took a deep breath with her eyes closed. She thought she was missing something. She shrugged. “Why do you think my sister never mentioned me?” “It’s obvious. You are a lot prettier than she is. Very stunning and she is very sure that if I had just one glimpse at your photo before coming here, you would be going out with me on this date.” Toni smiled. “You flatter yourself.” “I try. Where is Nora?” “She has to dress up. I think you arrived earlier than schedule and I think you are seriously dressed.” James stared at his jacket. “I like to look nice. First impressions count, you know?” “You won’t go far with me. I like to wait for second impressions.” She replied as she rose to her feet. “I have to check in with Nora. I’ll be right back.” James nodded as he relaxed in his seat. “How does he look?” Nora asked as Toni shut the door. Toni smiled. “He is cute, you have nice eyes.” “I hope he likes me too…so tell me the important thing.” Toni nodded. “He is wearing a suit. He is taking you to a classy restaurant, so you can pour your hair down for a start.” “I can help myself. Go and talk with him. He is really interesting.” Toni smiled. “He is. You always find the douche bags.” “Stop!  James is different. Nothing like the other guys I have met.”She said with a smile as she poured her hair down. “What gown do I wear?”
“I like that black one you wore for a fund raiser last month.” Nora took a seat. “I already wore it once. I want a fresh slate with James.”
“You are a clown. It is just a date. It is not your marriage.”Nora hissed. “You are very helpful, Toni. Thanks.” Toni nodded. “You are welcome.”
“I think you should go and occupy James.” Her sister grinned. “Of course…”
Nora grabbed her gown as soon as Toni shut the door after her.
“I see I am not very popular around here. You have left for me for
like err…” James pulled up his sleeve to check the time. “Fifteen minutes.”
“Thirteen minutes.” Toni corrected with a smile. James smiled. “Did you check the time or are you just trying to wow me with your intelligence?” She shrugged. “I don’t wow people…it comes effortlessly.” “Have lunch with me sometime.” James replied with a grin. “Hitting on two sisters. Touché!” He smiled. “It’s just lunch, I would like to know you better… maybe hook you up with one of my single buddies.” “I’ll pass.” “Why? You are beautiful, smart. Any guy’s catch.” Toni nodded with a smile. “Did I mention I like football too? I hear
you guys are into ladies that love football too…” “My God! Where have you been all my life?” he asked with a smile. She took a deep breath. “Stuck in between rooms.” “Humour too…you are a real catch.” He continued. “Nora is taking forever.” Toni smiled. “Don’t you guys just love a pretty lady?”
“We do.” He replied. “I am cute, right?” She smiled. Obviously.
“Ah! Finally!” James exclaimed as he watched Nora descend the stairs.
“She is so beautiful.” Toni said with a smile and flashed her
camera. “Souvenir for me. You are having her full beauty. I rarely ever get to see my sister dressed like this, so cherish the moment, James.” Toni said as she nudged him. Nora smiled at Toni. “Thanks darling. Do take care of yourself.”
“What could possibly happen to her, guardian angel?” James
asked as he gave Nora his hand. Toni grinned. “Yeah…what could possibly happen to me?” Nora shot a face at her sister and smiled at James. Shall we? She said. Sure! He replied.
***
Toni smiled as she stepped out of the house that evening. There was no way she was going to drive any of the cars when she could walk. She had only walked past two streets when she spotted the jerk from the bar sitting alone in a corner. She grinned to herself as she walked up to him. “Jerk!” she said Jerry stared at her and turned his face away. She took her seat beside him with a smile. “I take it as you were drunk last night.” Jerry ignored her. “So…do you talk at all? Oh wait! You do talk so much…almost as though you don’t have a lid on it…so, why are you unusually quiet tonight?” Toni asked with a smile. Jerry took a deep breath and clenched his fists together. He had been doing some self-evaluation until this lady appeared from nowhere to bug him. His fists were hungry to feast on her face… but then…it was not his style. Toni smiled waiting for a response from him. She had expected a response to follow since he took a deep breath. Nothing followed. She poked her head before him with a smile. “You are ignoring me?” “Look here, woman!” Jerry growled in a loud tone. “If you don’t have anything good to do with your life other than disturb others, just bloody leave me alone.” Toni sat back with a smile. “That was supposed to hurt me, right?” Jerry sighed. “Look man, we all have problems…no, I call them challenges, and we can’t overcome all of them truthfully. But, we are bigger than life and its challenges, we just have to find a way around them.” She said, standing up. Jerry took a glance at her and then turned his face away remorsefully. “I am sorry.” He muttered. Toni smiled. “I can’t hear you.” Jerry stared at her and nodded. “Okay, I am sorry.” “A little louder?” she asked with a grin. Jerry smiled faintly. “I am sorry.” “Take care.” She said and walked away. Jerry took a deep breath as he watched her walk away. He’d be a fool not to get her name this time. He knew it. He hurried after her. “Hey!” he said catching up. “You walk fast, you know?” Toni turned at him with a smile. “Apart from the fact that you walk faster or slower when you walk alone, I also left that spot before you so it is logical that I am a few steps ahead of you, don’t you think?” Jerry smiled. “That’s interesting.” “I am interesting.” He laughed. “You are cocky.” She raised an eyebrow. “I thought that term was more familiar with the male folks.” She replied as she started to walk. “Oh well…eh, are you naturally this cool with everyone?” Toni stopped. “I love people.” “I mean, we should love our brothers as ourselves, but, you are so…so welcoming.” Toni shrugged and continued to walk. “It is a way of life. Life is beautiful, it should be enjoyed with people. Why can’t we all just love each other?” “You are clearly from another planet. People will mess you up if you trust them too much.” Jerry replied. “Then you forgive, give people room to make mistakes.” Jerry stopped. “Do you live by this ideology?” She smiled. “Of course, you do. I was nasty with you and you were amazing. It’s rare.” He replied. “Do you mind if we continue this conversation at Tunji’s Bar? It is just right around the corner. You could have water.” He said with a smile. “Okay.” Jerry pushed the door open and let Toni in. Tunji smiled as they took their seats at his table. “Interesting combo tonight.” “Evening man. I would have a glass of water. He would have water and same with mine.” Toni interrupted. Jerry stared at her. “Me? Water?” Tunji smiled. “Yeah. Him? Water?” He asked, staring at Toni. “Yeah. Water.” She replied. Jerry rubbed his forehead. “Okay, water it is.” “Smitten fool.” Tunji said with a smile as he turned to get the water. Jerry stared at Toni. “I…I didn’t see that coming.” “We don’t always see everything coming. Take for instance, eighty percent of girls that go out on dates with guys expect to get kissed at the end of the date but when the kiss eventually comes, they never see it coming.” She replied. Jerry smiled. “Is that a tested theory?” “Technically, it is my theory.” She replied. He folded his arms. “How come I have never seen you around before?” “You saw me yesterday.” She replied with a chuckle. He nodded. I know. I mean, like, I have not seen you around really. I am stuck in between rooms. He stroked his beard. “What does that mean?” “I am always in door.” James smiled. “Are you telling me that I am the first guy that you would be out with?” Toni laughed. Of course, not. “Tell me about you.” Jerry said. Tunji dropped bottles of water on their table with a smile. “Enjoy…” he said and walked away. “Now that I think of it, water will be saving us a lot of money.” He said. Toni nodded. “You are doing better with your sense of humour.” “Back to you, so, tell about you.” He said. Toni folded her arms. “What’s there to know? Nothing…. Actually, nothing.” “Are you from Mars? Are your siblings aliens? Do you speak Mandarin?” Jerry asked. She sipped her water. “Boring details. I live with my big sister and our parents are long dead.” “I am so sorry.” Jerry said. She finished her water. “It’s fine. I wish I knew them…anyway, let’s talk about you. What do you do?” Jerry blinked. “What do I do?” She nodded. “Yeah… for work.” “Erm…I work in an investment bank.” He replied as he drank some water. She sat back with a grin. “Investment banking, the last time I heard that, the guy turned out to be talking about a sperm bank… is that where you work?” she asked raising an eyebrow. Jerry laughed. “Come on, can you be serious for like five seconds?” Toni closed her eyes and counted one to five aloud. “Okay, serious moment is over. But really, what bank is that?” “It’s a small microfinance bank. I am sure you won’t know it.” He said as he drank some more water. Toni stared at him. “Do you really like water or do you drink water every time you tell a lie?” “You are a mind reader too? Psychic?” he asked. She shrugged. “Instincts” “Well, I work at a bank and that is that.” He replied defensively. She sat up. “Bank jobs can be frustrating, so I think I understand your mood earlier on.” “I thought you said you love people, why would you see it as frustrating?” James asked with a smile. She drummed her fingers on the table. “Listen to this…A father loves his daughter, right?” James nodded. She nodded and continued “Good. If the father sees his child with sand in her mouth, does he like that? Obviously not. So, what does he do? He cleans her up. This doesn’t mean he didn’t love her even when the sand was in her mouth. It is just an ideology, man. People will hurt you, you just have to find your way around everything.” She concluded. “You are something.” Jerry replied. Toni took a deep breath and checked her wristwatch. “I’ll be on my way.” “Wait, I didn’t get a name.” She smiled and took steps away from him. “You never asked.” Jerry sighed. “Please, what is your name?” Stranger, she replied. His shoulder fell. “Are you serious? I am Jerry. Tell me your name. Stranger, she replied. He blinked. “Remember you love people, we should be friends.” “We might as well be strangers.” She replied with a smile and walked out. Jerry sighed as he sank into his seat. Tunji joined him immediately. “Still didn’t get a name?” Shut up, man. Tunji smiled. Ladies like persistent guys; you should try harder… that is if you have got a next time. Jerry frowned. “Give me another glass of water.” “Excuse me?” Tunji said as he looked around. “She is no longer here, Jerry. Jerry stared at him. “I just want some more water. Tunji laughed. No, man, you are kidding me.  Are you going to give me or not? Tunji nodded with a smile.
***
Toni rushed downstairs as soon as she heard the dogs bark. Nora was back. She wouldn’t miss a detail of her sister’s date. “Nora.”
She said with a smile. Nora closed the door and approached the stairs with a sad face. “Good evening.”
Toni swirled as she watched her sister ascend the stairs. “Good
evening? What happened to you? Did the police bust you?”
“That would have been better.” Nora replied as she stopped to stare at Toni coldly. Toni blinked. “How…How is James?”
Nora smiled cynically. “James? Of course, you had to ask.”
Toni nodded. Yeah, why are you looking like this?
“Don’t you get it, Toni?” Nora shouted. “It is always about you!
When James is not talking about how I happen to live in a mansion when I work as a customer care representative, he is talking about you.” Toni swallowed as she stepped back. Nora pushed forward. “Oh…your sister is so gorgeous, she is so cute. D—n attractive…she is a stunner…every guy’s lady and blah blah blah…Does it always have to be about you, Toni?” “Take it easy, Nora.” Toni replied. Nora scowled. Oh really???  Easy? Why would I take it easy when I don’t have anything…you have everything she said panting
heavily. Toni raised her eyebrow. “Everything?” Nora wiped her tears. “For once, Toni, can you not always turn the guy I like from me? Please.” She said and walked away. Toni took a deep breath.
TO BE CONTINUED

The Beautiful Stranger - EPISODE 2

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Hi! How are you?” The woman smiled as she took the seat beside me. She had to lower herself slowly, squeezing her ample bottom into the seat, filling all available space.
Positioning herself comfortably, she plopped her enormous arm on our common armrest. Her immensity saturated the space around us, shrinking me and my seat into insignificance.
I cringed and reclined towards the window.
She leaned towards me and repeated her greeting in an upbeat, friendly voice. Her face towered above my head, forcing me to turn to look at her. “Hi,” I replied with obvious loathing.
I turned away to stare out the cabin window, sulking silently about the long hours of discomfort I was going to experience with this monster beside me.
She nudged me with her meaty arm. “My name is Laura. I’m from Britain. How about you? Japan?”
“Malaysia,” I barked.
“I’m so sorry! Will you accept my heartfelt apology? Come, shake my hand. If we’re going to spend six hours side-by-side on this flight, we’d better be friends, don’t you think?” A palm waved in front of my face. I shook the hand reluctantly, still silent.
Laura started a conversation with me, taking no notice of my unfriendly reactions. She talked excitedly about herself and her trip to Hong Kong to see her friends. She rattled off a list of things she was going to buy for her students in the boarding school where she was teaching.
I gave her one-word answers to her questions about me. Unperturbed by my coldness, she nodded as she made appreciative comments to my answers. Her voice was warm and caring. She was considerate and obliging when we were served drinks and meals, making sure that I had room to man-oeuvre in my seat. “I don’t want to clobber you with my elephant size!” she said with utmost sincerity.
To my surprise, her face which repulsed me hours before, now opened into extraordinary smiles, lively and calm at the same time. I couldn’t help but let down my guard slowly.
Laura was an interesting conversationalist. She was well read in many subjects from philosophy to science. She turned a seemingly unimportant subject into something to explore and understand. Her comments were humorous and inspirational. When our topic turned to cultures, I was pleasantly surprised by her intelligent comments and well-thought-out analysis.
During our conversation, Laura managed to make every cabin crew who served us walk away laughing at her jokes.
When a flight attendant was clearing our plates, Laura cracked several jokes about her size. The flight attendant roared with laughter as she grabbed Laura’s hand, “You really make my day!”
For the next few minutes, Laura listened attentively and gave pointers to the flight attendant’s weight problem. The grateful attendant said before she rushed off, “I’ve got to work. I’ll come back later and talk to you about it.”
I asked Laura, “‘Have you ever thought about losing some weight?”
“No. I’ve worked hard to get this way. Why would I want to give it up?”
“You aren’t worried about cardiovascular diseases that come with being overweight?”
“Not at all, you only get the diseases if you’re worried about your weight all the time. You see advertisements from slimming centres that say, ‘Liberate yourself from your extra baggage so that you are free to be yourself.’ It’s rubbish! You’re liberated only if you’re comfortable about who you are, and what you look like any time of the day and anytime of the year! Why would I want to waste my time on slimming regimes when I have so many other important things to do and so many people to be friends with? I eat healthily and walk regularly; I’m this size because I am born to be big! There is more to life than worrying about weight all day long.”
She sipped at her wine. “Besides, God gives me so much happiness that I need a bigger body to hold all of it! Why would I lose weight to lose my happiness?” Taken aback by her reasoning, I chuckled.
Laura continued. “Folks often see me as a fat lady with big bosoms, big thighs and a big bottom that no man would even bother to cast a glance at. They see me as a slob. They think I’m lazy and have no willpower. They’re wrong.” She held up her glass to a passing flight attendant. “More of this magnificent wine, please.” She smiled sweetly at the attendant. “Great service from your crew. May God bless all of you.”
She turned to me, “I’m actually a slim person inside. I’m so full of energy that people won’t be able to keep up with me. This extra flesh is here to slow me down, otherwise I’ll be running everywhere chasing after men!”
“Do men chase after you?” I asked jokingly.
“Of course they do. I’m happily married but men still keep proposing to me.
“Most of them have relationship problems and they need someone to confide in. For some reason, they like to talk to me. I think I should have been a counselor instead of a school teacher!”
Laura paused before she said thoughtfully, “You know, the relationship between men and women is so complicated. Women worship men and call them, ‘Honey’ until they find out they have been lied to, and then they turn into bitter gourds! Men love women so much that they see them as their soul mates until they look at their credit card bills, and then women become devils with tridents!”
Laura’s enthralling conversation had turned the flight into something thoroughly enjoyable. I was also fascinated by the way people were drawn to her. By the end of the flight, almost half the cabin crew was standing near the aisle by us, laughing and joking with Laura. The passengers around us joined in the merry-making too. Laura was the centre of attention, filling the cabin with delightful warmth.
When we waved goodbye to each other at the arrival lounge at Hong Kong’s Kai Tak Airport, I watched her walking towards a big group of adoring adults and kids. Cheers sounded as the group hugged and kissed Laura. She turned around and winked at me.
I was stunned, as the realization set in: Laura was the most beautiful woman I had ever met in my life.
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EPISODE 1

“Another shot…please…” The barman stared at him critically. “Another shot? Look at you… you are virtually stoned.” Jerry slid his identity card on the table. “By the new law, this ID permits me to be served alcohol up until any limit as I am old enough to decide these things…Another shot!” he growled with some anger in his tone. The barman had no choice than to pour him another glass… besides; he was going to collect his money in full from Jerry. He stared at his most frequent but not favourite customer as Jerry had grown leaner than when he came to this town two years ago. Jerry had come into town two years ago and had instantly made friends with Tunji’s bar. He walked into the bar in the rain with his bags in his hand on a night when the Champions League final was being played. He had cursed his former boss for sending him off on that exact day as he felt he would miss the opportunity of watching Arsenal lift the Champions League for the first time in their history. He thanked the heavens as he made it in time to see the ‘gunners’ lift the famous UCL trophy. It was a remarkable day for every fan of the team and he was no exception. Like every other man at the bar, he turned to Tunji’s corner and ordered a drink. That was the beginning of their union at the bar. Tunji had helped him settle down with a room nearby before he got himself a proper home to live in. Tunji had grown fond of his customer who always came into the bar in the dead of the night and drank away his sorrows. Jerry always left the bar with a smile as he staggered into the night. Tunji stared at the clock which showed 2:00 and turned towards Jerry. “It’s late. Man, you have to go.”
Jerry looked up at the signage near the door and drooled. “24/7 bar. Always open.” Tunji hated himself for naming his bar 24/7 as an alias… nonetheless, he couldn’t care. Jerry had overstayed his welcome now and he needed to leave. The other customers had taken their leave and he was running on generator supply. Fuel was a scarce commodity these days and prices of drinks won’t just go up overnight because a man had refused to go to his house. He dragged Jerry by the collar as he pulled him up to his feet. Jerry struggled with leery eyes to see what was going around him. “You have to go now.” Tunji said. Jerry gathered his wallet from the table and tucked it into his jacket. “Fine…Fine…I’ll be going and you’ll never see me again.” He retorted as he struggled to rise to his feet. “I mean it this time.” Tunji smiled to himself. “Remind me to remind you of these words that you never live by.” Jerry nodded. “See you tomorrow.” He called as he pushed the door open and walked out into the chilly nights. He reached for his inner pockets and tried to find the cigarette pack that he had collected from Emeka back at work. He was tired of seeing Emeka smoke like a chimney just as Emeka thought he drank like a fish and so he seized the pack from him. In Emeka’s defence, he had said to Jerry that, “Cigarettes keep you warm at night.” Jerry needed to test that theory now. He was freezing cold and was needing to hide himself from the night. The cigarette pack was nowhere to be found. He hated himself. It was not a weird feeling for him to dislike himself…he had never liked who he was. He slid into a drainage slab as he grew tired of walking. He would sleep there until morning came. This was the life he lived.
“CODE BLUE!!!” Jerry’s pager buzzed him back to life. He had not slept for ten minutes. He hated this life. He dragged himself up and started the journey back to the hospital.
***
Toni loved her life. There were no worries. She knew what was going to happen and when it was going to happen…at least, that bit she was glad she knew. She swayed from left to right as she washed in the shower. Nora was just in the room listening to her sister sing in the shower and she shrugged. Toni loved to be happy. She needed to be happy. This was her life. She loved every passing minute of it. Nora didn’t understand what was so new about a new day that made Toni surge with a lot of expectancy. Nothing was new! Toni was odd…weird…queer! “Nora…” Toni called from the shower. Nora hurried to the door. “What do you want?” “Nothing…” she replied with a laugh. Nora took a deep breath and returned to her seat. “It’s not funny, Toni and you know it.” “I know.” Toni replied from the shower. Nora was the big sister and always played the role of the babysitter to Toni. She couldn’t give up on that role now. Their parents had left Nora with the task of taking care of Toni right from their childhood and she had never failed for once…Toni never made it easy to take care of her. She was stubborn, strong- willed and full of life. Nora, on the other hand, was reserved, easy-going and always careful…afraid of almost every and anything. Toni was a direct opposite. She was as bold as her heart would let her be. She took control of her situations and tried to be in charge of everything around her. She was doing fine with that. Toni always rubbed off some of her goodness on everyone and this lit up the lives of people that she met. One would be blessed to know Toni. Nora knew that. “You can leave the shower now… I have to go to work.” Nora said as she fixed her wristwatch. Toni shut the bathroom door as she walked into the room. “You don’t have to babysit me…you know?” “Yes, you always say that. But, I am not convinced of that.” Nora replied as she wore her jacket. Toni adjusted her sister’s blazers. “Drive safely, sis. It is still very early. I wonder why you can’t wait till day breaks” “I wait till daybreak and my boss will have my head on a plate for breakfast.” Nora said with a smile. Toni chuckled. The human head eating boss right? True story. I have made your breakfast, lunch and dinner…just in case I am late from work. I have instructed the maids to have them warmed for you as you like it and you will be served in due time.” Nora said as she grabbed her bag. “What about the juice?” Toni asked. Nora smiled. All freshly made. Thank you, Mommy Toni replied with a smirk. Nora smiled and drew her sister close for a peck on the cheek. “Now you take care, darling, and don’t forget to call me if you need anything. I’ll be here for you.” Toni nodded cynically. Even when I want to use the toilet? You idiot! Nora replied and smiled at her. “Take care.” She added and left the room. Toni drew the curtains back as she watched her sister step into her car and drive off. She adjusted the curtains and lay back on the bed as she resumed her sleep that was cut short because Nora needed to ensure she took a bath. Nora drove as fast as she could. There were lots of hurdles to cross when moving across the city, traffic was one of them and pretty important too. Also was the danger of bumping into thugs who needed to make a few bucks off unsuspecting motorists. She had once been trapped by them and had to part away with some of her possessions. One would wonder what a lady was doing driving around town by two in the morning, but for Toni, there was almost nothing that Nora would not do. It wasn’t two a.m. today but she still needed to hurry up and make it to the office in good time. She pressed her horn violently as she spotted a traffic forming ahead from two motorists who must have crashed into themselves. She wouldn’t be stopped by them. As she drove past, she realized it was only a scratch on the car of the man with the jeep but he had started screaming as though his car took a huge dent. She hissed at this and drove on. Hey, Nora! Good morning. She smiled back at her colleagues as she settled in her cubicle. “Hey, Nora…” The tone was different. It was James. She turned her swivel chair in his direction with a smile. Morning, how are you doing? Nora shrugged. “Apart from the fact that I don’t like morning shifts. I am fine.” “I hate night shifts.” James cooed with a smile. “Keep me away from you.” He added with a smile. Nora turned her face away as she blushed faintly. She had a huge thing for James but he had no idea…or maybe he did? But he did flirt with her carelessly. (Flirt with words) She cherished every lazy word he said as it made her feel they might be true someday. Nora had a large heart. That heart was occupied by only two persons-Toni and James. “So…” Nora started as she raised her head turning in James’ direction. She paused as what she saw was his blazer hanging off his back as he walked away. His shift was over. She took a deep breath as she turned on her computer. Nora pushed her seat back for some relief from the last set of calls she had. Work as a customer care representative for a telecommunications outfit could be really frustrating, especially when you have to deal with piles of ‘I can’t browse’…some of the callers made her day less tedious when they didn’t shout but once they did…she got unnerved. This was her break time and she was going to escape to the kitchen for a quick snack. “Nora!” A colleague called as she zipped her bag. “Where you dey na? I don dey find you since morning. ” Ehis rolled in pidgin. Nora leaned against the sink. I am sorry. I’ve been busy. So many calls to take.
Me sef I get problem with my internet bundle. Nora eyeballed her. “Are you a complainant?” “Ehnnau…she I no dey use the network?” Ehis retorted as she unzipped the bag. “I have bought those hair extensions again ooo…These ones are Brazilian made. Correct type!” “Where are the wigs? Nora asked as she started to look through the hair extensions. “I think I like this one…” she said as she lifted one of the products. “No o! Look at this one!” Ehis said as she handed her another product. “Na RhiRhi style .” “RhiRhi???” Ehis smiled. “Rihanna.” Nora took a deep breath. “Okay…I should take this one too.” Ehis smiled delightfully as she packed the hair extensions. Nora was her best customer in the office. “I hope you like the one wey I give you last month?” she asked, continuing the conversation. Nora poured herself some water. “Yeah.” “ Ehen! Coz I never see am for your head, I just dey wonder say
maybe you no like am.” Nora smiled. “I love it. Trust me.” “Correct babe.” Ehis said as she gathered her bag. “I wan reach downstairs and see if I fit to sell before my break go end.” Nora watched Ehis leave the room and then she started to fix herself a sandwich.
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Jerry ran some water across his forehead. “You can do this.” He said. He tapped his forehead. “Be motivated. Be you.” He added with a snide look and then poured more water on his face. His vision was still blurred. “D--n!” he said as he took a deep breath. He heard voices in a distance and immediately dashed behind the door. The door opened and Emeka walked in. Jerry sighed. “Guy! What…what are you doing there?” Emeka asked in a fright. Jerry hissed and helped himself to a sink. “The Director has been looking for you. Didn’t your pager beep?” Jerry ignored. “Or you ran out of batteries again like the last time?” “I am having a terrible headache. Can you not shout?” Jerry asked as he turned on the tap. Emeka smiled. “You are drunk…again.” “I am not drunk.” Emeka shook his head. “I am still in control when I smoke. You had better hide before the Director sees you.” “Will you cover for me?” Emeka nodded. “Sure. Go home before anyone sees you like this and makes another report. I hope you do remember that you are walking on a thin rope here.” Jerry nodded. “Thanks man.”“But you will have my night shift.” Emeka added quickly. “I have a date.” Jerry smiled. “Good.” “Get a woman in your life, you will feel better.” Emeka added as he opened the door. He poked his head out slightly to view the corridor. “It’s empty. Hurry. Go through the fire exit.” Jerry hurried out of the room immediately.

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“There are no songs.” Toni said as she turned off the stereo as she prepared to sleep again. She had her breakfast and took the first nap. Lunch was over now and another nap was due to follow. She was not sleepy and so she decided to occupy herself till sleep came. She pulled a novel from underneath the pillow and started to read. No sooner had she started than her phone rang. It could only be one person…Nora. She didn’t understand why her family still cared for her like when she was five. She was twenty-four. “Hey, sis.” Toni relaxed in the bed. “I have had breakfast and lunch. Not time for dinner yet.” “I am glad you are eating well.” Toni smiled. “You should take good care of yourself some more.” There was silence at the other end of the line. “How is James?” Toni asked with an eyebrow raised. Nora smiled faintly. “He is fine. I saw him this morning before he left.” “That’s great. So…when are you coming home?” “I…err…erm…I am waiting for James to return for the night shift. I usually get five minutes with him before he starts work. He doesn’t come so early.” “Man…your life is messed up.” Nora smiled. “I know.”
“I don’t know why you can’t man up and allow a discussion happen between you and this dude. You like him.” Nora looked around. “I don’t know what he feels for me. He is too lazy with words. It hurts.” “Yeah…I guess.” Toni replied. Nora adjusted her jacket. “My tea break is over. I have to return to my station. I’ll call you when I am about leaving the office.” “Okay.” Nora hung up and leaned against the door.

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Toni strolled out into the streets for her evening walk. She stopped by a side bench and allowed her thoughts to travel. It was a lonely journey for her. No one ever really understood how she felt inside. They thought she was as happy as she did portray. She was really afraid…there was a lot beneath the beautiful. The clouds soon started to change. She looked up to the heavens and it was all coming down. She was far from home so she hurried to the nearby pub. She pulled off her jacket and allowed the water trickle from it as she closed the door of the pub. She walked over to the barman and took a seat. “Water.” Tunji stared at her. “Water?” She nodded. “Yeah…you have water here, don’t you?” He nodded and turned away to get her some water.“D--n it!” Jerry said as he took his seat beside Toni. “Tunji, pour me a whisky.” Tunji turned at him with a smile. “You are here…again?”“Of course.” Jerry replied. Tunji dropped the water before Toni. “Here you go…ma’am.” Jerry stared at her and cooed. “Why the deceit? You want a beer…you know you want it.” Toni smiled faintly and focused on drinking her water. “You shouldn’t ignore a gentleman at the bar, you know.” Jerry said. She smiled as she drank on. “Let the lady be…Jerry.” Tunji said as he set Jerry’s drink before him. Jerry shot at Tunji coldly and then stared at Toni with a smile. “Want to go home with me? I…I have never really done this, but I don’t think I will have to pay too much. Would I?” “Jerry… right?” Toni asked as she flipped her head in an instant. Jerry nodded with a smile. “That’s the name, baby.” Tunji started to chuckle. “Get a life!” Toni replied with a smile. “While you are at it, you might want to drink more water.” She said as she passed her bottle to him. Jerry smiled. “My name is Jerry.” “Poor way to start a conversation.” She replied. “You came off wrong.” “I am always wrong…I don’t know how to be right.” He replied. She smiled as she folded her arms. “That’s an interesting deduction about yourself.” “Man know thyself and be true to who you are.” Jerry replied with a grin. “Who said that?” Toni shrugged. “You tell me.” “My name is Jerry.” “You have said that earlier.” She replied as she picked up her jacket. Jerry smiled. “Don’t I get a name?” “Not with a bad start. Some other day.” Toni replied as she slid some money on the table. Jerry watched her as she approached the door. “Tomorrow never comes!” he shouted. Toni turned back with a smile. “I’ll take my chances.” “See you around.” Jerry said as he returned to the table. Tunji stared at him curiously. “Who was that guy?” “What guy? Are you so blind that you didn’t notice her gender?” Tunji shrugged. “Never seen you act like that in all your entirety.” I’ve never seen me do that too, he replied as he took his seat. Tunji smiled. “Good sign. What happened at work today?” Oh… nothing! Jerry replied in an instant. “More.” He ordered as he dropped the glass on the table.

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Hi James! Nora said as she clutched her handbag to her arm. James stared at her with a smile. “Nora. Your shift was over thirty minutes ago… Why are you still here?” She shrugged. “I like to take a few minutes to relax before I head out.” “Interesting how those few minutes always coincide with my arrival here.” Nora smiled. “You flatter yourself, James.” “What can a man do?” he replied with a smile as he took a seat. Nora took a few steps forward to leave. “I’ll see you tomorrow.” “You…you want to go out with me sometime? Tomorrow night?” James asked as he turned in her direction. “It is my off day…was thinking you might want to hang out. You know…make this stalking a little more official.” Nora smiled. “Stalking?” “I am making a conversation.” She shrugged. “Tomorrow night is fine.” She replied and turned away from him. Tomorrow night was not fine…but how could she say ‘No’ when she might never get another chance. Nora battled with herself on why she was too quick to give an answer. She should have thought it over and well too…she drove
home with lots of worries and thoughts in her head and mind. Toni jumped out on her sister’s arrival. “Hey!” “You should be in your room, you know?” Toni rolled her eyes. “Why so serious? What’s up?” “James asked me out.” Toni smiled widely. “Wow! That’s so cool. You should be excited.” “It’s tomorrow night.” She replied. Toni rubbed her forehead. “Oh…that’s…that’s cool.” “You? Home alone?” “Are you home with me in the day?” Toni retorted as she grabbed the bag in the car. “You got me something?” “Of course. The usual.” Toni smiled. “I am thinking of the Amber style.” “Amber?” Nora asked. “She rocks it well…you know?” Nora smiled as her sister walked into the house with a smile and with no worries as usual…she wondered how everything went wrong for them. It wasn’t meant to be this way…it never was. They all used to be happy.

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“I gave a Code Blue! I needed all hands on deck! Where-were-you???” Jerry stuttered as he stared in Emeka’s direction. “Sir…Sir, I was unavoidably absent.” “Could it be because of your regular habits?” Jerry shook his head in disagreement. “You will have an alcohol test now, God help you if you fail it. I will ensure that your license to practice is taken away from you for as long as possible.” The Director shouted as he walked away angrily. Jerry turned in Emeka’s direction. “What happened?” “You have lost your second patient in a day.”

The Beautiful Stranger - Episode 1


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A time for everything
For everything there is a season
And for every matter under heaven
A time to be born and a time to die
A time to plant and a time to pluck
A time to breakdown, and a time to build up
A time to weep and a time to laugh
A time to mourn and a time to dance
A time to cast away stones and a time to gather stones
A time to seek and a time to lost
A time to keep silence and a time to speak
A time to love and a time to hate
A time for war and a time for peace

VALUE OF TIME
To realise the value of one year
Ask a student who has failed his final examination
To realise the value of a day,
Ask a daily paid labourer
To realise the value of an hour,
Ask friends who are desperately waiting to meet
To realise the value of one minute
Ask the person who has missed the train
To realise the value of a second
Ask the person who survived an accident
Make the best use of your time,
And you will be glad you did!


What is time?
How do you spend your leisure time?
What gain has the worker from his?

Please share your experience and let learn from you.

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Image result for gunmenCelebration of Christmas has taken off on a disastrous memo at Nindem village in Godogodo district of  Jema’a Local Government Area, Southern  Kaduna, with  the massacre of four people by a gunman at a Christmas chant in the village.
A gunman stormed the village square on Friday  night as residents gathered for their annual carol and started shooting  infrequently, eight people were injured.
The village has been in a mourning mood since.
The spokesman for Operation Safe Haven, the military task force charged with the responsibility of keeping the peace of the area, Colonel I. K. Ekpeyong confirmed the development.
He said the bodies of the dead people had been deposited in a mortuary while the wounded persons were taken to the Kafanchan General Hospital for treatment.
Some people suspected to be “masterminds of the attack “have been arrested for interrogation,” he said.
More troops have been deployed to the area to avert a fresh attack or reprisal.
The state government has condemned the attack and asked communities in the area to stand firm against any threat to peace. It urged them to reject those who might want to reprise the events of December 2016, a reference to a similar attack by gunmen on Goska village in the same Jema’a local government area.
Scores of people were killed in that attack.
Governor Nasir Ahmad el-Rufai, in a statement through his spokesman, Samuel Aruwan, said: “the hard won peace in the area must be sustained and the culprits brought to book.
“Security forces have informed the Kaduna State Government that there was an attack in Nimdem village on the night of Friday, 22nd December 2017. The government was further briefed, that arrests have been made and investigation is ongoing.
“The government condemns this incident, and calls on all stakeholders to help uphold peace by working to avoid escalation and by supporting the security forces.
“Government commiserates with the families of the victims in this sad moment. The grief and pain these acts of violence leave in their wake can be devastating. It is important that all communities stand firm against any threat to peace, and reject those who might want to reprise the terrible events of December 2016.
“Government appeals for calm as security forces take action to restore peace and stability. Nobody should be allowed to truncate the right of citizens to live in peace and enjoy safety, or thwart their legitimate expectations of celebrating Christmas and the New Year in peace.”
Southern Kaduna has over the years come under incessant attacks by gunmen who routinely invade villages killing and maiming residents.
The Chief of Army Staff, Lieutenant General  Tukur Buratai, in February, laid the foundation stone of the Forward Operation Base (FOB) of 2 Battalion of the Nigerian Army in Zango Kataf Local Government Area of the state as part of the effort to stem the incessant threat to peace in that part of the country.
Commenting on the crisis at the time, Buratai had said: “There is need for understanding. It is a family issue that can be resolved amicably,” although he warned that those responsible for killings and violence would not go unpunished.
“We will deal with anyone that foments trouble,” he said.
The attack also came in the wake of security alert across the country by the police and allied agencies ahead of Christmas, especially in view of recent warnings by the USA and UK of possible terror attacks in parts of the country.
The police leadership and that of the Department of State Security (DSS) have ordered all their personnel to be on active duty during the festivity.
The two countries specifically asked their citizens to avoid the Northeast.
In the case of the USA, it warned its citizens of the risks of travel to the Northeast which it claimed remains fluid and unpredictable while the risk of kidnappings, robberies, and other armed attacks are real in various parts of the country.
“U.S. citizens should be vigilant at public gatherings and locations frequented by foreigners; markets, hotels, restaurants, bars, and places of worship may become targets for terrorist attacks,” it warned.
Inspector General of Police Ibrahim Idris met with Commanders of Police Mobile Force (PMF) and Counter-Terrorism Unit  (CTU) and gave stern directives on prevailing security situation and what to look out for, over the next few months.
He told them to get fully prepared to “provide security for this country” especially this month and January.
At the DSS, a source disclosed that operatives are not going on leave during the yuletide season to enable the organization   sustain the gains made over the last few months.
The Adamawa State Police Command says it has, in collaboration with sister agencies, put in place adequate security measures to ensure hitch-free celebrations.
No fewer than 6000 police personnel are being deployed to provide security in Akwa Ibom State during and after the yuletide.
The Public Relations Officer of the Command, DSP Bala Elkana, said in Uyo that the action was to forestall any breach of peace and order during the celebrations.
The personnel are being deployed to churches, relaxation centres, financial institutions as well as markets and public buildings.
Elkana urged the people to be security conscious yuletide and charged them to also adhere to simple security tips during this period.
The Ogun State Police Command is also deploying  tactical and covert policemen across the 20 Local Governments and 37 Local Council Development Areas in the state to ensure safety of residents and visitors during the period.
The Police Public Relations Officer, Ogun State Command, Abimbola Oyeyemi, assured residents of the determination of the force to provide adequate security and ensure that they enjoy a hitch – free yuletide and New Year.
Abimbola, an Assistant Superintendent of Police (ASP), appealed to the Public to be vigilant and  alert the Police if  they noticed any strange or suspicious faces, gathering or movement in their domain to enable  the security agencies address the situation promptly.
He said the police personnel so deployed “have a clear mandate of ensuring crime free Xmas and New Year celebration. A-24hour surveillance patrols have also been ordered around the various worship as well as event/recreation centres across the state,” Abimbola stated.
The Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) will have 45,000 of its personnel on special duty during the Christmas, according to Commandant General Abdullahi Gana Muhammadu.
He directed  all State Commandants to ensure all black spots, shopping malls, recreation centres, markets square worship centres, hotels and critical Infrastructure and assets are well manned and secured.
He cancelled the leave of all senior officers and directed that those on leave be recalled during this yuletide season
Residents of Borno and Yobe States are  banking on the alertness of the security agents and their own security awareness to see them through the festivity.
They try to avoid crowded places.
For instance, many families have ruled out taking their children to relaxation centres for fear of attack by suicide bombers.
Musa Ndjavara, a journalist said “I cannot even allow my children to go close to an amusement park much more allowing them to roam about for Christmas dances and fun like we used to do years back.”
Baba Mshelia said: “we have seen it all in this crisis. Both Christians and Muslims have been affected. For now we are more conscious of what happens around us and our environment. We are more security trained by ourselves now more than ever before.”
Chinedu Obina, a motor spare parts dealer in Maiduguri said: “The way we had a peaceful Sallah when Muslims and Christians came together to rejoice, that is how the Christmas will be.
“For close to seven years now I have not been celebrating Christmas in Borno State because of fear of insurgency. But this time around I will celebrate my Christmas here with members of my family.”
A Damaturu, Yobe State based trader, Emeka said: “I see no need why I should be moving with my family up and down because of insecurity in this place.
“Tell me: which part of the country is safe now? We have spoilt everywhere with all sorts of criminal activities and we are blaming government for it. I am not going anywhere for the Christmas. I will celebrate it here.
“If I say I will go to the East for Christmas and I run into kidnappers or armed robbers, I do not have N10 million to pay as ransom and free myself. When you succeed and enter the village, hired assassins are waiting. Different village meetings will also be waiting for you to pay them money. Even the village elders will be expecting money from you. All the burials they did in your absence, you must pay your dues.”
A Kaduna resident, Mr. Ben Kemje, said he has resolved to avoid crowded places.
He said, “The alert should not be taken lightly as most of the previous alerts almost came to pass. It is therefore, in my personal opinion, a wake-up call to all stakeholders particularly security agencies to put in place proactive measures that will see to it that the threat alert does not see the light of the day.
“As an individual and my family, we have decided to avoid crowded environments, avoid walking in lonely areas, and praying regularly for God’s protection and guidance.”
Mr. Olusegun Abayomi said:”Yes, we are aware of the warnings by the UK and US.
“We have been warned to avoid crowded places which is practically impossible especially during the end of the year, the government and the security agencies should step up their game and use technology to intensify security now and always.”
Another resident, Jacob Dickson said:”One important precaution from me would be to avoid places with large crowds, which would naturally be targeted because the terrorists would want maximum impact and casualties.
“It is also important to be cautious when boarding public transportation, to avoid suspicious vehicles that may be laden with explosives.
“Prayer is also very important, for God to protect me and prevent me from going to where there is danger even against my wish.”
An Abuja resident, Mrs. Helen Fafore, said: “I love being in church with family and friends but this year, we have decided that not even New Year’s eve will be done in church; a lot is going to be done to create a happy Christmas at home, especially as my two children living abroad have compelling reasons not to come home till early next year,” she explained.
Her friend, Deaconess Ronke Oyetola who was among those disappointed by an airline whose staff went on strike stated that she has seen countless signs that God wants people to have a low-profile yuletide season this time around.
“True, the very bad economic situation, fuel scarcity and other issues are compelling people to have a rethink about how they enjoy the yuletide season but I believe that God wants us all to pause and ponder, having time for sober meditation and family togetherness instead of the usual frivolities,” she said.
The Army, on Thursday, advised people in the Northeast to be vigilant and to guard against suicide bomb attack by Boko Haram insurgents during the yuletide.
Col. Onyema Nwachukwu, the Deputy Director, Army Public Relations, Operation Lafiya Dole, said that it was imperative for the people to be vigilant and monitor suspicious persons in their communities, places of worship and other public places during the festive season.
He said that the insurgents were taking advantage of the relaxed vigilance and security measures in the society to attack soft targets.
His words:”Additionally, an assessment of recent trend of Boko Haram insurgents Improvised Explosive Device (IEDs) campaign indicated a deliberate targeting of places of worships as witnessed in the disheartening incident of the suicide bombings.
“One of the reasons adduced for easy infiltration by suicide bombers is the absence of measures to scrutinize and identify persons accessing these facilities.
“Most places of worship have been found to exhibit similar deficiency and have lowered their guards, thereby exposing themselves to preventable attacks.”
He asked community and religious leaders to sensitize and mobilize their people to be security conscious to prevent insurgents’ attack.
Nwachukwu said the troops had sustained onslaught against the Boko Haram insurgents in the ongoing clearance operations at the fringes of northern Borno.

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